We're giving you the answers so you don't feel the need to click on garbage.
THE
WASHINGTON EXAMINER offers, "Gavin Newsom showed why the Left fears
groups like Moms For Liberty." Don't click, the answer's obvious --
body odor. Those Moms smell like a pack of mules trudging through the
Grand Canyon in August.
AMERICA
INSIDER features: "Can Democrats be Christians? New Poll Might Shock
you" to discover how hateful Republicans truly can be.
THE
HILL serves up: "Sarah Palin says Michelle Obama will be Demo nominee
in 2024." Saving you from clicking, Sarah Palin says it. Sarah Palin.
The woman who couldn't answer what magazines she read, remember?
THE
DAILY CALLER offers: "Vote Out The Senators Who Don't Want Fetterman
Naked On The Senate Floor." The answer may surprise you, it's Lindsey
Graham and Rand Paul. The two suffer from teeny wieners -- micro, in
fact -- and are so worried that the relaxed dress code in the Senate
could lead to their eyes being poked out by John Fetterman.
THE
WALL STREET JOURNAL insists: "GOP Candidates Head to Reagan's Library
as Party Drifts From His Ideas." Drifts from his ideas? Like Reagan
did at the end? So sad, 2024 and the GOP hopefuls all suffer from
advanced Alzheimer's.
And
FOX NEWS pitches: "Sean Hannity: This is my solemn vow to the
audience." Don't click, "It's what you expected, I never wipe after
doing number two."
