Monday, June 17, 2024

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We recently started a new feature about the streaming tallies.  "What People Are Streaming" and "What People Are Streaming" and "What People Are Streaming" are the features from previous weeks.

1) Are these tallies accurate?

These tallies are what the streamers themselves post.  Ava and C.I. have regularly reported at this site on streamers inflating their own totals -- especially back when they refused to provide any support for the claims.   They've done that for many, many years.  

We are not presenting these totals as anything more than what the streamers themselves are reporting.


William G. Huber e-mailed to say that the feature is a success.  Why?  "It's forced PEACOCK to stop listing MAJOR PAYNE and LIFE OF THE PARTY in their top ten week after weeks as they had done for months now."  Yeah, that was questionable.  William argues, "Now that they know it's being watched and recorded, they finally find new things to put in their top ten instead."


2) Who came up with the idea for this feature?


Stan, Ava and C.I.  Stan's explained this at his site -- most recently in "THE SUNSHINE BOYS, streaming, SO HELP ME TODD" -- but here's the basic: FIREFLY LANE comes out and, per NETFLIX, is a hit and makes their top ten but The Water Cooler Set ignores it and months later list all these 'hit' shows that never got the streaming numbers that FIREFLY LANE (or another female led series or film) did.  

They've long discussed that.  The week they started this feature, MADAME WEB had debuted on NETFLIX and it reached all the way to number one most streamed.  It was savaged while playing in the theaters -- so much so that the box office might have been impacted.  The film had real problems that impacted the box office -- see  "MADAME WEB -- The Autopsy (Stan, Ava and C.I.)" -- but some of those problems (no rousing, stand up and cheer ending) wouldn't impact streaming numbers the way they might turn off potential audiences.  Since the film had been savaged so, Stan, Ava and C.I. decided to start up the feature.


3) Why do you only identify the star if it's a film?


First, TV shows have multiple leads these days. We're not going to get into a fight over it or try to do a rotating list.    If the film is PRIVATE BENJAMIN, you will see "(Goldie Hawn)" next to the title.  That's also how you know it's a film -- we note the actor.  Some streamers -- HULU, for example -- do not do a list of top streamed  films and a list of top streamed series.  By doing it the way we're doing, you should know what is a TV series and what is a film.


4) Why are you including this or that?


The biggest complain on this from readers has been that we have included MAX.  We've got a ton of e-mails talking about what a lousy streamer it's become since WB was bought out by the trashy people who force Chip & Joanna down everyone's throats.  It's gone from strong films and strongly written series to cheapo 'reality' garbage.  Films like BATGIRL have been buried and will never see the light of day.  MAX is clearly the most hated streamer among our readers.  Not a problem, we don't like MAX either.

You won't see it this edition and you won't see it included again unless readers e-mail stating that they want it (a lot of people wanting it).  


Laverne C. e-mailed to complain about the inclusion of streamers like MGM+.  She feels that they shouldn't be included.  (She's not alone in feeling that way but she did note it was okay to quote her.) Why doesn't she like MGM+?  "It's not that I don't like it," she explained in her e-mail, "I just don't see it as a real streamer.  I subscribe to it through AMAZON and they frequently have films I want to see.  However, they've stopped with making all the James Bond films available and that just underscores how useless and empty it is as a supposed streamer.  NETFLIX serves up original content non-stop.  It's the gold standard of streamers.  Something like MGM+ or that hideous MAX?  They are really just worthless."

Similar complaints were made about STARZ with people expressing the belief that anytime the streamer has a series worth watching, they axe it.  The three most cited examples were NOW APOCALYPSE, MAGIC CITY and MINX.  

 

We get the point.  We'll stop including them.  It's correct that they aren't real streamers.


We are aware that if you take out NBC programming, the same can be said of PEACOCK; or take away CBS programming from PARAMOUNT+ and you've got the same problem; also if you pull ABC and FOX programming from HULU, you've got the same problem.  

But that programming isn't being pulled and it does allow them to offer more content at their services.


Let's note that the only streamer offering a daily soap opera is PEACOCK with DAYS OF OUR LIVES -- that show no longer airs on NBC.  And let's note that because Beverly brought it up in her e-mail where she wondered, "Why do they keep trying this daily program like a talk show or a court show but none of them try a daily soap opera?"  

The above is all interesting but the biggest complaint from readers is the next one


5) Paid services.


Carolyn e-mailed, "When you started this site 19 years ago, one of the things I liked best, as a college student on grants and loans, was not feeling left out of the conversation.  Ava and C.I. refused to cover shows that weren't airing on broadcast TV or on a free streamer.  That's changed since the pandemic."


It has changed and the reason for that is that Ava and C.I. never intended to be reviewing and reporting on TV for almost 20 years.  None of us expected this site to be around that long. And we had announced that we'd be shutting down after the November 2008 elections.  What changed?

September 14, 2008, Ava and C.I. wrote in a TV feature article:

Fringe debuted on Fox last week and re-airs tonight. It's a roller coaster ride that, if you don't pay attention to what's actually happening, will move quick enough to keep you entertained. If you pay attention, you'll most likely be repeatedly outraged.
When we shared that judgment with a writer for the show, we were asked to wait until the mid-season to review the show (changes are promised -- don't believe it). We're more than happy to wait because the fringe was what really interested us. Not the show, not the writing, the fringe. Or, as some might call it, the lunatic fringe.

 
And with that promise, we ended up going past November 2008.  I'm not complaining, by the way, they were the ones -- Ava and C.I. -- most wanting to be offline.  Elaine has also wanted to close shop for years now.


They were so busy, Ava and C.I., that they agreed to review Fringe after the mid-season started.  Which would be 2009.  It didn't even hit them when they agreed to it. 

And they couldn't do 20 years with the same focus week after week.


With the streaming report, we're last in the article each week -- what we watched.  So some may miss it.  But we do note programs we watch on FREEVEE and TUBI and PLUTO.  And this site has repeatedly plugged PLUTO over the years precisely because it is a free streamer.

 

Equally true, PARAMOUNT+ is 'free' is you've got a WALMART membership (grocery delivery or pick up) and PEACOCK is free if you are a subscriber to INSTACART.  With various cell phone plans you can get NETFLIX, DISNEY+, HULU, ESPN,, PEACOCK or some combination of more than just one of those. 


If TUBI or CRACKLE or PLUTO did a top ten (or fifteen or twenty) at their site, we'd gladly note it.


Ava and C.I. anticipated this criticism which is why PBS was added to the streamers being covered in the streaming report. 


So to Carolyn and others making this critique, we hear you and we agree with you.  But we're limited and what we can do.  We'll continue to explore that and we'll continue to include PBS as well as include any films or shows we catch on PLUTO or another free service -- if enough of us caught it that week for it to be in the top ten. 





What people are streaming

NETFLIX

Top 10 movies

1) HIT MAN (Glen Powell)

2) HOME (Jennifer Lopez)

3) UNDER PARIS (Nassim Lyes)

4) WONDER (Julia Roberts)

5) ULTRAMAN RISING (Christopher Sean)

6) MYSTERIES OF THE TERRACOTTA WARRIORS (documentary)

7) THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE (Jack Black)

8) REMEMBERING GENE WILDER  (documentary)

9) SHREK (Mike Myers)

10) THE LEGO MOVIE (Elizabeth Banks)


Top 10 TV shows

1) BRIDGERTON

2) PERFECT MATCH

3) YOUR HONOR

4) JOKOY LIVE FROM BROOKLYN

5) BLUE TOOTH

6) ERIC

7) DANCING FOR THE DEVIL

8) MY NEXT GUEST

9) KING OF COLLECTIBLES: THE GOLDIN TOUCH

10) GEEK GIRL


AMAZON 

Top Movies in the US


1) DIE HART2 (Kevin Hart)

2) BLUE ANGELS (documentary)

3) THE BOYS IN THE BOAT (Callum Turner)

4) MEAN GIRLS (Lindsay Lohan)

5) THE IDEA OF YOU (Anne Hathaway)

6) ROAD HOUSE (Jake Gyllenhaal)

7) BEETLEJUICE (Winona Ryder)

8) SKYFALL (Daniel Craig)

9) FAST X (Michelle Rodriguez) 

10 FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (Josh Hutcherson)


Top 10 TV shows

1) THE BOYS

2) FALLOUT

3) OUTER RANGE

4) GEN V

5) REACHER

6) THE BOYS DIABOLICAL

7) THE SUMMER I TURNED PRETTY

8) THE 1% CLUB

9) MARLON WAYANS GOOD GRIEF

10) CLARKSON'S FARM3



HULU

Top 15 today

1) BRATS (Andrew McCarthy, Demi Moore, Emilio Estevez and Ally Sheedy)

2) THE KARDASHIANS

3) BAD BOYS FOR LIFE (Martin Lawrence)

4) FRIDAY NIGHT SMACK DOWN

5) INDEPENDENCE DAY (Will Pinkett)

6) BAD BOYS II (Martin Lawrence)

7) ST. ELMO'S FIRE (Demi Moore, Ally Sheedy, Mare Winingham, Emilio Estevez, Andrew McCarthy and Rob Lowe)

8) HOBBS & SHAW (Jason Statham)

9) BAD BOYS (Martin Lawrence)

10) WHITE CHICKS (Marlon and Shawn Wayans)

11) LOVE ISLAND

12) VAN HESLING (Hugh Jackman)

13) SECRETS OF THE 2X2 CHURCH 

14) THE FIRST OMEN (Sonia Braga)

15) VOLCANO (Anne Heche)

 


PARAMOUNT+

Top movies

1) SOUTH PARK THE END OF OBESITY (Trey Parker)

2) TOP GUN MAVERICK (Tom Cruise)

3) SOUTH PARK NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN (Matt Stone)

4) TRANSFORMERS RISE OF THE BEASTS (Anthony Ramos)

5) JACK REACHER (Tom Cruise)

6) SHOOTER (Mark Wahlberg)

7) FINESTKIND (Jenna Ortega)

8) SOUTH PARK JOINING THE PANDEMIC (Trey Parker)

9) TRANSFORMERS (Megan Fox)

10) PAW PATROL THE MIGHTY MOVIE (Mckenna Grace)

Top TV shows

1) CRIMINAL MINDS EVOLUTION

2) MAYOR OF KINGSTOWN

3) EVIL

4) NCIS

5) SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

6) CHI

7) BLUE BLOODS

8) SURVIVOR

9) GHOSTS

10) FRASIER

 


PEACOCK

Top Movies

1) MONKEY MAN (Dev Patel)

2) BLOCKERS (Leslie Mann)

3) TIPLINE MYSTERIES DIAL 1 FOR MURDER (Holland Roden)

4) SAVORING PARIS (Stanley Weber)

5) COCAINE BEAR (Keri Russell)

6) JOHN WICK 2 (Keanu Reeves)

7) COUPLES RETREAT (Jason Bateman)

8) THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS (Paul Walker)

9) WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS (Cameron Diaz)

10) JOHN WICK CHAPTER 3 (Keanu Reeves)


Top TV shows

1) LAW & ORDER SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT

2) CHICAGO PD

3) LOVE ISLAND USA

4) CHICAGO FIRE

5) SUMMER HOUSE

6) CHICAGO MED

7) VANDERPUMP RULES

8) THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY

9) LAW & ORDER

10) BELOW DECK




That lying Glynneth Greenwald

Is there a cheaper looking whore than Glynneth Greenwald?  That home coloring of his hair, the pounds he's packed up, his emerging boobies (he's really starting to need a training bra)?

 

He's always been a fake ass bitch.  He and his dirty hag Jane Hamsher fooled a lot of people back in the day.  It's harder for him now.


He exposed himself with this GOP talking point last week.



He exposed himself and the cops came and they started to arrest him but then it was pointed out "That's a child's wang" so he got off-- in multiple ways.

But Sam Seder brought the receipts so we can all realize what a liar Glynneth Greenwald actually is.


 Poor Glynneth, it's hard to watch a cheap whore revealed.


And that's what Glynneth is.  Cheap.  Whore.


He wants us all to join him in honoring his late husband.


You mean the one he was too busy setting up a podcast for?  You mean the one who died in the hospital?

 

We have no sympathy for that bitch.  

 

It was more important to him to set up that useless podcast then to be at his husband's side -- and his husband was dying.  

 

That's the real Glynneth,  a cheap whore.  He will never find anyone else to really love him.

 

That's what he has to live with now.  

 But that's okay, he doesn't want love.


He wants to be degraded.  By straight men.  That's his kink.  He's part of that MAGA conservative gay crowd -- the ones who say "LGB" and trash transgender people and use slogans like "red pill" and "vote your rights away."  He hates himself and he is turned on by others hating him.  He's disgusting.


And he'll always be the person who focused on creating his podcast and instead of being at his dying husband's side.



2024 passings

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1) "bad news (settlers shot a child in the back and adan canto has died)" -- Rebecca covers the passing of THE CLEANING LADY and DESIGNATED SURVIVOR star.

 

 2 and 3) "David Soul and Glynis Johns have passed" -- two passings -- one you knew from STARSKY & HUTCH, the other you knew from MARY POPPINS.


4) "Mary Weiss, The Leader of the Genre?" -- Elaine notes the passing of the leader of The Shangri-Las. 


5) "The death of Norman Jewison and the death of Taraji P. Henson's career" -- Stan notes the passing of film director Norman Jewison.

 

 6) "Melanie: Queen of the Music festivals ," "Thank you to Melanie (Jess)," "Jon Stewart to return to the desk," "Melanie, REACHER, young voters," "When are they going to arrest Kari Lake?," "We lose Melanie and Dexter King but are still stuck with Jonathan Turley?," "my top five melanie albums," "Ugly Chaya Chachi Ratchik," "Where's Florida's "Don't Say Southern Baptist" law?," and "Melanie, Mary Weiss, Green Day" -- remembering singer-songwriter Melanie.


7) "Norman Jewison and Melanie" -- Ruth notes Melanie and director Norman Jewison's passing. 


8) "Chita Rivera" -- a trailblazer's life is noted by Elaine.  


9) "Carl Weathers" -- Stan covers the actor and the athlete's passing.

 

10) "Richard Lewis" --  Ruth notes the passing of a stand up comic and actor.

 

11)  "Eric Carmen" -- Kat notes the passing of a singer-songwriter.

 

12)  "Louis Gossett Jr." -- Stan notes a passing of a breakthrough and Academy Award winning actor.

 

13) "I do Barbara Rush" -- Betty notes a passing of a golden age actress.

 

14) "Joe Flaherty" -- Stan notes a passing of a comic actor. 


15) "Robert MacNeil" -- Ruth notes a passing of a news anchor.

 

 16)  "meg bennett" -- Rebecca notes that passing of an actress and writer.

 

17) "David Sanborn" -- Kat notes the passing of a saxophone legend.

 

18) "Dabney Coleman" -- Stan notes a character actor who became a star.

 

19) "Charlie Colin" -- Kat notes the passing of an alternative rocker.

 

20)  "morgan spurlock, demi moore" -- Rebecca notes the passing of a filmmaker.

 

 21) "Rev. James Lawson" -- Ann notes the passing of a pioneer.




 

Book List

books
 

  

Books reviewed in the community this year.


1) "J Randy Taraborrelli's awful Beyonce book" -- Ann reviews a book on Beyonce.

 

2)  "Sheila Weller's Carrie Fisher: A Life On The Edge" -- Marcia reviews a puff piece bio.

 

3)   "Sheet Pan Fajita Shrimp in the Kitchen" -- Trina reviews a cookbook.

 

4) "Container Gardening (book review), Idiot of the Week, and Kylie Minogue performed at the Brit Awards" -- Mike covers a book on container gardening. 


5) "Type II Diabetes (books)" -- Stan reviews four books on diabetes.


6) "faye dunaway" -- Rebecca reviews a biography of Faye Dunaway.  

 

7)  "THE FIVE-INGREDIENT COOKBOOK FOR MEN" -- Mike reviews a cookbook. 

 

 

8)  "SILENT SISTERS: PROFILES OF THE SHORT LIVES OF KAREN CARPENTER, PATSY CLINE, CASS ELLIOT, RUBY ELZY, JANIS JOPLIN AND SELENA" -- Ty reviews a sketch book.

 

9) "THE LESSONS OF MAMA TEMBO (Dona)" -- Dona reviews a children's book.

 

10) "Michael Schulman's OSCAR WARS: A HISTORY OF HOLLYWOOD IN GOLD, SWEAT AND TEARS" -- Stan's book review. 

 

11) "Not Your China Doll: The Wild and Shimmering Life ..." -- Ann reviews a bad book about an early film star. 


12) "MY MAMA, CASS" -- Kat reviews a book by the daughter of Cass Elliot.  


13) "Media: The stupid return to target Target and a man writes a really dull, boring book" -- Ava and C.I. review A. Ashley Hoff's  WITH LOVE, MOMMIE DEAREST: THE MAKING OF AN UNINTENTIONAL CAMP CLASSIC.

 

14)  "THE DARK SIDE OF HOLLYWOOD (Ty)" -- Ty reviews a book about Charlie Chaplin, Lupe Velez and Jean Harlow.

 

15) "LADIES WHO PUNCH: THE EXPLOSIVE INSIDE STORY OF THE VIEW" -- Ruth reviews a book about ABC's long running gasbaggery. 

 

16)  "HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES: WHERE ARE THEY NOW? (Jim)" -- Jim covers a book that fails to deliver.

 

17) "Andrew McCarthy's BRAT" -- Kat reviews Andrew's bio.


Tweet of the week

 

Video of the week

Darker Than Blue #22: BENNY GANTZ RESIGNS!

 

 

This edition's playlist

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1) Diana Ross' THANK YOU.

 

2) Green Day's  'SAVIORS'

 

3) Jody Watley's JODY WATLEY.

 

4) Fiona Apple's FETCH THE BOLT CUTTERS.

 

5) Joni Mitchell's JONI MITCHELL ARCHIVES -- VOL. 3: THE ASYLUM YEARS (1972 - 1975)

 

6) 4) Bob Dylan's ROUGH AND ROWDY WAYS

 

7)  Diana Ross' SUPERTONIC MIXES.

 

 

8) Beyonce's COWBOY CARTER.

 

9) Ben Harper's BOTH SIDES OF THE GUN.

 

 

10)   Sam Smith's IN THE LONELY HOUR DROWNING SHADOW EDITION

 

 

 

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