Tuesday, April 29, 2025

Tara Reade update

If you ever wonder what became of tubby Tara Reade after she defected to Russia, Marcia provided an update.


Tara Reade update

Tara Reade who was an extra in the film La Bamba before defecting (her term) to Russia remains in that country where she preaches 9/11 conspiracy theories and joins Mother Tucker Carlson in blaming a Secretary of State for the death of Gaddafi.  But a recent upset has left her reeling.


In the midst of what she's calling "a mega dump," her anus exploded showering s**t over a five mile territory.  Soaked in pooh, Reade was said to look like a large mountain or Jabba the Hut but with a stench few have ever smelt and that mere words cannot describe.

Though Mother Tucker was said to be concerned over his fat hag Reade, he was unavailable for comment due to the fact that he was being anally violated by his demon -- an event he pencils in for every Tuesday night. 


Here's C.I.'s "The Snapshot:"

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