So
it turns out that classified documents have now been found in the
garage of the Wilmington, Delaware, home of U.S. President Joe Biden.
They were caught red-handed, rooming with his Corvette, but he’d like
everyone to know that it’s “a locked garage, OK? So it’s not like they’re sitting out on the street.”
Oh,
in that case, carry on, then. Maybe just put them inside the Corvette,
in a child’s car seat, and make sure that the car has a wheel lock on
it. Unfortunately for Biden, having classified material under lock and
key at home doesn't actually excuse its presence there. But if it’s
really not that big of a deal, then let’s see it and judge for
ourselves. I won’t hold my breath.
-- Rachel Marsden, "If classified docs found at Biden’s place are no big deal, then let’s see them" (TRIBUNE AGENCY).
