Monday, December 19, 2016

Kurt Eichenwald's Heavy Drama

Breaking news! Kurt Eichenwald was once an unwitting pawn of the Kremlin!

Child porn enthusiast Kurt Eichenwald announced Friday that he would be taking a short Twitter break.

For self-protection, I am taking a short twitter break. I will be spending that time with my lawyers & law enforcement going after 1 of u...
Last night, for the second time, a deplorable aware I have epilepsy tweeted a strobe at me with the message "you deserve a seizure' on it... worked. This is not going to happen again. My wife is terrified. I am...disgusted. All I will be tweeting for the next few days are...
...copies of documents from the litigation, police reports etc. Once we have the lawsuit filed, we will be subpoenaing Twitter for the...
...identity of the individual who engaged in this cross-state assault. At this point, the police are attempting to determine if this is...
...a federal crime because it appears to be cross state. This kind of assault will never happen again without huge consequences. This...
...individual will be going to court, and he will be paying a price. And if any of you others ever try this again, I will make sure it...
...happens to you. Online anonymity does not protect criminals. Thats why subpoenas exist. You are facing a criminal investigation and a...
...lawsuit. So if any of you others think about trying this "cute" prank, consider the consequences. They will be severe.
Again, I will not be seeing your comments or tweeting for awhile except to upload copies of litigation and police documents.
Otherwise, I'll be back once it is clear from the paperwork i will be tweeting that this is not a joke. See you soon.

And with that, he was gone.


Or for about 8 hours before showing up to advise that he had a radio appearance.

Deplorables won't stop me. I'll be on in 45 minutes. See you then.

And that he's bought Kathy Griffith's book.

Just bought "Kathy Griffin's Celebrity Run-Ins" by . U should 2. Makes a great Xmas present via

His tantrum was not noted in either Tweet.

And it followed an appearance on FOX NEWS where Tucker Carlson gave him enough rope to hang himself.

Kurt Eichenwald is literally (not figuratively) deranged and the fact that he's given a platform is itself deranged

His absence was most heavily felt among the lunatic fringe where the likes of Debra Messing had been reTweeting him non-stop.

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