Slam poetry

There once was a fop
Who thought he was top
He went around lisping
"Thop Thop Thop."

There once was a prof
Who thought the world
Awaited his final grade
Like his idol
He overstayed
Cough Cough Cough.

There was a truth teller
Whose reputation was once steller
He was compromised
Lies Lies Lies.

There once was a comic
Who couldn't get laughs
He wasn't that left
Now his network takes a bath
And sinks beneath his heft
Fat Fat Fat.

There once was a real left
Though this centrist have forgotten
Rotten Rotten Rotten