Drunk Literature

Overheard at a bar, an apparent nod to Comedy Central's Drunk History.


Woman: I never read Catcher in the Rye.  Does it involve rye bread.


Man: No, it's about gay sex.  Holden Caufield is a bottom -- a catcher.  Interestingly, it wasn't supposed to be titled Catcher in the Rye.  That was a typo.  It was supposed to be called Catcher in the Raw.

Woman: Wow.  I did not know that.