Sunday, February 05, 2012

Best TV funny from a monologue of last week

There were two classic jokes on late night last week and Jay Leno had them both on NBC's The Tonight Show.


Jay Leno: Well President Obama spoke at the National Prayer Breakfast yesterday. The President said that his Christian faith is the driving force behind his economic policies. So I guess instead of blaming Bush, it's now all Jesus' fault.

Second best?

Jay Leno: Well the House of Representatives has passed a bill that prohibits people from using welfare money in strip clubs or liquor stores. Now tell you something I agree with that strip clubs and liquor stores should be off limit to people who get government funds -- you know, like Congressmen.

Both jokes were in Friday's monologue.
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