The flags at Stonewall have been vandalized. Martha Alito's alibis:
— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) June 15, 2024
"I was out of my mind on Ambien and Metamucil"
"I'm triggered by other people's happiness"
"The flags were making fun of my bangs"
"I have Christian Supremacist Immunity"
"I was trying to kill Dorothy and Toto" pic.twitter.com/0gCHwv9vRK