Gather round, kiddies, for the latest in POLITICAL FAIRY TALES.
"Kiss Ass, Kiss Ass, on the wall, who's the most qualfied of them all?"
For years, decades even, US House Rep Barbara Lee had asked that question of her Whore Mirror John Nichols and Johnny 5 Cents had replied, "You are, you are, of course, of course."
Until the day came when Kiss Ass replied, "Laphonza Butler."
"What!" screamed Barbara Lee in horror.
"You're old, your face is cracked, she's alive with energy," Kiss Ass replied.
"No!"
"Bitch," Kiss Ass replied sassing it up, "the only thing you're qualified for at this point is Social Security and Medicare."
