1) WAITR texts that your food has been delivered . . . but it apparently wasn't delivered to you.
2) An hour after taking your cell phone off the charger, you check and the battery is already dead.
3) You're ten minutes early to the bus stop but the driver was apparently 11 minutes or more early.
4) The ATM machine not only doesn't provide your cash withdrawal, it also refuses to return your card.
5) 11:30 at night cravings have you headed for the kitchen to hit the cereal but you take the milk out of the fridge and discover it's gone sour.\
\6) The guy in the window tells you Jack "N The Box is out of curly fires as you wonder, "How does Jack 'N The Box run out of fries?"
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7) You get your 'stimulus' check . . . only to discover the government grabbed about 800 dollars for student loans.
