How sexless is Miles Park?

We have to wonder about Miles Park -- not yet thirty and possibly still a virgin.  The NPR 'reporter' just filed his latest Sunday night, "Stormy Daniels Shares Graphic Details About Alleged Affair With Trump."

Ava and C.I. cover the travesty of journalism that was the 60 MINUTES segment in "TV: 60 MINUTES of gossip."  So, yes, NPR and Miles Park should be ashamed of themselves for pretending like the CBS show provided journalism.

But possibly even more embarrassing is Miles' claim of graphic details.

We get the feeling that Miles would jizz in his pants were he to read Jacqueline Susann's VALLEY OF THE DOLLS from 1966.  Hell, he might even jizz just from reading a Harlequin Romance.

He thinks there were "graphic details" about the "affair" on CBS?

The "affair" was having sex one time.

Miles really is sexually inexperienced, isn't he?

As for graphic details?

She swatted him a few times on the butt with a rolled up magazine before they had dinner?

Was that graphic?

Makes you wonder just how the NPR crowd has sex.

We're assuming it's with the lights out, no talking and little touching.  Missionary position, of course.

It's okay to be sexually dysfunctional.  We just don't understand why you'd want to broadcast that fact?