Isaiah's THE WORLD TODAY JUST NUTS "Stand Up Hillary" argues Hillary Clinton dressed like a stand up comedian from the nineties and, while we see his point, we also thought her ridiculous outfit made her look like a penguin.
Our biggest shock was seeing Donald Trump.
If his reinvented campaign did nothing else other than get the Cheetos dust off his face . . .
Well they did.
Someone convinced him to lay off the make up and the tanning beds.
He looked almost human.
His hair also looked almost natural.
Hillary's ears are very unnatural.
Why, on that overly large head, do her ears hang so low?
We don't know.
We also noted that she seemed to have trouble standing and frequently sat down on the stool provided.
She was smart to title her head up repeatedly throughout the debate.
Not only did the tilting make the heavy bags under her eyes look less severe, the tilting also eliminated some of her neck wrinkles.
But it was the outfit she wore that we kept coming back to.
We wondered what could Donald Trump wear that would be as outrageous?
Maybe a dress?
Instead, he went with safe: dark suit, white shirt, red tie.
