Little Glass Houses

Did you hear about google-eyes?

The actress took the time last week to slam Woody Allen.  She said he ripped his family apart.

That's interesting.

She's not exactly kept a family together.

And you heard about her drug store right?

She and her steady dropped off a roll of film back in the 90s.

Photos of her children.

The drug store refused to develop the roll.

Told her she was actually lucky because they weren't calling the authorities.

Those topless shots of her daughter?

Her underage daughter?

They'd qualify as kiddie porn.

They weren't calling the authorities.

But they weren't going to develop the film.

Tell us again, pop-eyed actress, how awful Woody Allen is.

But first, explain to everyone about those pictures of your daughter.