As Cedric and Wally noted last week in "The big make out under the boardwalk" and "THIS JUST IN! BARRY O GOES NECKING!," Barack got caught with lipstick on the collar -- and on the same day he was visiting the Jersey boardwalk in Asbury Park and New Jersey Govenor Chris Christie was winning him a stuffed bear.
Under the boardwalk, down by the sea . . .
On a blanket with Chris Christie . . .
That's where he'll be.