Wally (here) and Cedric (here) did this joint post of what advice Bully Boy might offer Ehren Watada who has refused to deploy in Iraq.
BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX - YORK, PA.
THIS JUST IN!
ENNUI RIDDEN BULLY BOY HAS SOME TIPS FOR EHREN WATADA!
MUST CREDIT BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX.
PUTTING DOWN A BOOK BY HIS FAVORITE NEW AUTHOR "CAMM-US" (ALBERT CAMUS), BULLY BOY ASKED THESE TWO REPORTERS EXACTLY WHAT EHREN WATADA'S PROBLEM WAS?
WATADA IS THE FIRST COMMISSIONED OFFICER KNOWN TO REFUSE TO DEPLOY TO IRAQ.
"I JUST OBJECT TO HIS WAY OF DOING THINGS," BULLY BOY SAID SNACKING ON A 5TH SLICE OF CHEESE CAKE. "IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO SERVE, HE DOESN'T HAVE TO."
WAS BULLY BOY SAYING HE WOULD MOVE TO STOP THE ARTICLE 32 HEARING AGAINST EHREN WATADA?
"NO, NO, NO," BULLY BOY LAUGHED REACHING FOR A DIET SODA.
"I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE CALORIES" HE EXPLAINED WHILE HOLLERING AT DONALD RUMSFELD TO "BRING ON THAT POUND CAKE!"
LEANING IN, BULLY BOY WHISPERED, "HE'S A COMPLETE DISASTER BUT ONE TASTE OF HIS LEMON POUND CAKE AND YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHY I KEEP HIM AROUND."
THESE REPORTERS JUDGED THE POUND CAKE ONLY SO-SO.
BUT WE WERE EAGER TO GET BACK TO THE SUBJECT OF EHREN WATADA.
"YEAH, YEAH, YEAH," BULLY BOY SAID NODDING AND REACHING FOR OUR UNFINISHED SLICES OF POUND CAKE. "HE JUST HANDLED IT ALL WRONG. HE DIDN'T HAVE TO MAKE A BIG STINK OUT OF IT. HE DIDN'T WANT TO GO, HE JUST SHOULD HAVE NOT GONE."
BUT, THESE TWO REPORTERS REMINDED THE BULLY BOY OF THE UNITED STATES, IF EHREN WATADA HAD REFUSED TO GO HE WOULD, AS HE IS NOW, BE FACING AN ARTICLE 32 HEARING.
AFTER HOLLERING AT SECRETARY OF DEFENSE AND APPARENT JULIA-CHILD- IN-THE-MAKING DONALD RUMSFELD IF "THEM LEMON ICE BOX COOKIES ARE READY YET, HON?" BULLY BOY TURNED HIS ATTENTION TO EHREN WATADA.
"NOW LOOKSIE HERE," HE SAID TAPPING HIS FOOT, EITHER DUE TO IMPATIENCE OR A SUGAR RUSH, "WE GOT A WAY OF DOING THINGS DOWN IN MAINE WHERE THE MEN ARE UPPER CRUST AND THE GALS KNOWS IT. YOU DON'T WANT TO SERVE, YOU DON'T GOT TO. YOU JUST CALL YOUR DADDY AND GO, 'DADDY, I DON'T WANT TO SERVE, GET ME OUT OF THIS.' IT'S WHAT I DID. IT'S WHAT I DID. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT. YOU JUST MOSEY UP TO THE COUNTRY CLUB AND TELL YOUR DADDY TO GET YOU OUT AND HE DOES IT. NO NEED FOR A FUSS OR A SCENE."
THESE REPORTERS STARED AT ONE ANOTHER IN SILENCE AND SHOCK GRASPING THE NATURE OF THE SCOOP WE HAD JUST RECIEVED -- AND DIRECTLY FROM THE ASS'S MOUTH.
MUST CREDIT BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX.
Recommended: "Iraq snapshot"
"Ehren Watada's standing, are you?"
"NYT: Who will tell the people that the US government keeps a bodycount? (Not NYT)"
"Two days before Ehren Watada's Article 32 hearing"
"Ehren Watada, Iraq, Ma"
"Rambles"
"question on carroll and more"
"BULLY BOY CONFESSES HE'S A THREAT TO SAFETY! (HUMOR)"
"THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY CONFESSES HE'S A THREAT TO SAFETY!"
"NYT: Who will tell the people that the US government keeps a bodycount? (Not NYT)"
"Two days before Ehren Watada's Article 32 hearing"
"Ehren Watada, Iraq, Ma"
"Rambles"
"question on carroll and more"
"BULLY BOY CONFESSES HE'S A THREAT TO SAFETY! (HUMOR)"
"THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY CONFESSES HE'S A THREAT TO SAFETY!"
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