Beltway babies sing this song
Pooh-pah!
Pooh-pah!
Beltway babies all day long
Pooh-pah!
Pooh-pah!
Go on and on all night
Go on and on all day
It doesn't matter
What they say
Even they must
Know it's that way
They blather on recklessly
Spit it out fecklessly
Beltway babies sing their song
Pooh-pah!
Pooh-pah!
Beltway babies always wrong
Pooh-pah!
Pooh-pah!
Pooh-pah all the day long
Pooh-pah all the night long
Always the same old song
Never admit they're wrong
Who bet on these nags?
Who bet on these nags?
[Loosely to the tune of Stephen Foster's "Camptown Races."]