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THIS JUST IN! JOHN BOEHNER HEADED FOR THE FRONT LINES IN IRAQ!
BULLY BOY PRESS - DC

THIS JUST IN!

JOHN BOEHNER HEADED FOR THE FRONT LINES IN IRAQ!
JOHN BOEHNER, REPUBLICAN CONGRESS MEMBER FROM OHIO, HOUSE MAJORITY LEADER AND RISING STAND UP COMIC, DECLARED IN CONGRESS TODAY ON IRAQ, "ACHIEVING VICTORY IS OUR ONLY OPTION. WE MUST NOT SHY AWAY."

"WE?"

BOEHNER DROPPING OUT OF CONGRESS AND ENLISTING! BECAUSE HE MUST NOT SHY AWAY! PICKING UP A RIFLE AND OFF TO IRAQ!

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