Wally had many hilarious posts this week; however, this was a favorite of two moms (Wally's and Mike's) so we'll go with it.
THIS JUST IN! WHITE HOUSE LAP DOG FROTHS AT THE MOUTH!
BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
THIS JUST IN!
WHITE HOUSE LAP DOG FROTHS AT THE MOUTH!
STAY AWAY FROM HIS BONE!
WHITE HOUSE LAP DOG SCOTT MCCLELLAN SNARLED AND SNAPPED AT THE CD PRESS CORPS TODAY AS HE BARKED THAT HE WAS "TIRED OF SOME OF THE QUESTIONS."
WHAT MADE THE LITTLE DOGGY'S TAIL STOP WAGGING?
SUGGESTIONS BY WOULD BE COMEDIAN SENATOR NORM COLEMAN THAT THE WHITE HOUSE STAFF MIGHT BE TIRED AND NEEDING TO BE PUT TO SLEEP OR AT LEAST GIVEN A REST.
YAP-YAP-YAP REPLIED SCOTTY.
"THE BULLY BOY HAS A SMART, CAPABLE AND EXPERIENCE TEAM THAT IS FULLY COMMITTED TO HELPING HIM ADVANCE HIS DESTRUCTIVE AGENDA AND GET THINGS DONE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE," GROWLED SCOTTY BARELY LOOKING UP FROM THE KIBBLE IN HIS DOGGY BOWL.
WHEN THE LINE OF QUESTIONING CONTINUED, SCOTTY BARED HIS TEETH, THE FUR ON HIS NECK RUFFLED AND FLARED AND WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A VERY NASTY SCENE WAS AVOIDED ONLY BY THE PASSING OF A FIRE TRUCK.
AFTER SCOTTY WAS DONE HOWLING ALONG WITH THE SIREN HE APPEARED TO BE IN A MUCH BETTER MOOD AS HE SCRATCHED HIS EAR WITH A BACK PAW. AROUND THIS TIME, THE WHITE HOUSE PET DISMISSED THE ENTIRE QUESTIONING AS "WASHINGTON BABBLE THAT GOES ON IN THIS TOWN."
BEFORE HE COULD CONTINUE ON THAT TRAIN OF THOUGHT, SCOTTY WAS SCOOPED UP BY WHITE HOUSE ADVISOR AND NATIONAL MENACE TO SOCIETY KARL ROVE.
DENYING REPORTS THAT ROVE WAS TAKING HIM IN FOR A FLEA AND TICK BATH, SCOTTY INSISTED HE WAS JUST GOING TO GET HIS NAILS PAINTED AND A FEW BOWS PUT IN HIS HAIR.
SCOTTY SAID, LICKING HIS PRIVATES, "THIS IS PART OF THE PARLOR GAME."
Recommended: "For sometimes when I am feeling as big as the land with the velvet hill in the small of my back"
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