Bully Boy Spotlight: Wally reporting on Bully Boy's attempts to write a new book

Wally was on a winning streak last week as The Daily Jot came back with a vengence. The Bully Boy not knowing a live microphone struck us as far more believable than the press "accidentally" overhearing his remarks to Republicans on Friday. Karl Rove's back to do what he does best, lead them around by the rings in their noses. But if they didn't like to be led, it wouldn't be so easy, would it?

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY STRUGGLES TO WRITE LATEST BOOK!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

BULLY BOY IS BUSY WRITING HIS FORTHCOMING BOOK ON TAPE: HOW TO PUSH THE PRESS AROUND. BUT THE PROJECT HIT A SNAG TODAY.

BULLY BOY, GIGGLING, EXPLAINED, "AS ME AND KARL LEARNED, QUICKEST WAY TO GET THE NEW YORK TIMES TO SHUT UP IS TO THREATEN THEM. KEPT 'EM OFF THE VALERIE PLAME STORY AND NOW IT'S KEEPING THEM OFF THE NSA STORY. SURE THEY'LL DO THEIR NAGGING EDITORIALS BUT I SEE THOSE LIKE MAMA'S CRIES OF 'GEORGE, DON'T YOU OPEN THAT CAN OF SODA UNLESS YOU PLAN TO DRINK THE WHOLE THING!' YOU JUST BLOW IT OFF."

PLEASED WITH HIS LATEST CHAPTER, BULLY BOY SAID, "I'M DONE FOR THE DAY, DICK, SHOW ME HOW TO TURN THIS THING OFF."

"THE STAPLER, SIR?" ASKED DICK CHENEY.

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