Monday, January 09, 2023

Little Christy Toto -- Stupid and Hateful (Ava and C.I.)

Christian Toto is a hate merchant who fancies himself a latter day Rona  Barrett.  If you've never heard of him, we're sorry to drag him into your world.  From time to time, NEWSBUSTERS (a right-wing outlet that monitors the media) features his demented scribbles because they love how he hates and who he hates.   But even they tend to shy away from some of his most ridiculous opinions (AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER is "anti-human," according to Toto).  

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Brains were apparently sold separately when Christian Dodo was being put together.  That would explain how, when he yet again wrote about Joe Rogan and SPOTIFY two weeks ago and brought up Neil Young (who infamously pulled or 'pulled' his music from SPOTIFY in protest of Joe), he couldn't even mention (because he's so stupid) that Neil's can once again be heard on SPOTIFY.  


Topics he chooses to write about are topics he can't even handle.

In Christian Dodo's latest garbage that NEWSBUSTERS chose to highlight (here), he's whining about the news media which, for the record, is not Hollywood.  

He's upset that the media is ignoring two huge stories.  His idea of 'huge'?  Makes us wonder how small he is because the two stories are beyond minor -- if they were male genitalia, they'd be micro penes and they'd be something, at last, that Dodo could write about from an informed perspective.


Actor James Woods (THE WAY WE WERE, AGAINST ALL ODDS, WHITE HOUSE DOWN, VIDEODROME, etc) was censored on Twitter.  And Dodo is upset that the whole world has not dropped everything to discuss this.  Now if James brings forward the lawsuit he's threatening, it might be news.  But right now, James Woods is not the story.  The Twitter dumps have been handled poorly by most working them and they're poorly covered by the larger media.  So it's not just James being banned in the past that's being ignored.  But censorship would be the story when it's covered.  Christian Dodo is pouting in his SALVADOR footie-pajamas over nothing.


His other big concern?  The news media has ignored Kirk Cameron!!!


Really?  Well that would make them like 97% of the country then.


The 52-year-old Kirk Cameron is butt ugly.  Not a crime unless your claim to almost-fame is having been a minor teen idol.  We've warned since our first year doing these pieces that time was not kind to male teen idols and they were idiots for thinking they could skate forever on their looks.

That's especially true if you were gopher-like teen idol in your day.  Yes, even in his hey day, Kirk was gruesome.  It's why he never had a career. 


He was third-billed on the sitcom GROWING PAINS -- a FAMILY TIES rip-off that ran for seven seasons.  Fans discovered it in season two and made season two and season three top ten hits.  Like Kirk's looks, it quickly faded.  He became an extremist as season three progressed and that led to the show's falling out of the top ten and sinking each season until season seven found GROWING PAINS ranked 75th out of all the broadcast networks' prime time offerings.


He wouldn't do this, he wouldn't do that.  He didn't want to speak to this cast member or that (and would invite none to his wedding), he didn't like this actress because she posed in PLAYBOY (God may forgive, but Kirk never does), etc, etc.


He was a joke and deserved to be.  GROWING PAINS never became a syndicated hit because he was so off putting he ran off fans of the show.  


Michael J. Fox was a star.  Kirk is merely the answer to an obscure trivia question.


His Hollywood career ended long ago.  No one wants him and it's not because he's a Christian.  Being a Christian never hurt Della Reese's career.  But Della wasn't a rude asshole screaming and yelling at the grips or taking over the catering table and telling guest actors that the food set out wasn't for them.  Kirk was the definition of "little bitch" when working for ABC and his earned reputation ensured that no one would ever say, "Hey, what about Kirk?" in a casting session again -- a real casting session for a real project -- not the vanity crap he does now.


Christian Dodo is upset because Kirk wrote a book -- or, more likely, put his name to it -- and when he went around calling libraries to make appearances, he found they didn't take him or his 'book' seriously.


Nor should they.  He's not an author.  He has no following. He is a divisive person who hates gay people, who screams "Communism!" when people start discussing how to slow the spread of COVID, etc, etc.  Despite all but spitting on a GROWING PAINS co-star because she posed in PLAYBOY, he thought Donald Trump was the epitome of Christianity -- yes, Kirk is that insane.  Cheating on his marriage vows, divorcing twice, etc, etc fits Kirk's idea of Christianity which just goes to how insane Kirk Cameron is.  


Add to that, libraries are places for readers and Kirk himself has been described as a book burner.


So Kirk had a children's book to sale and he couldn't understand, since he was a minor TV star as late as 1987, libraries wouldn't be thrilled to pimp his latest hateful offering.


And let's be clear what he's marketing: Hate.  It's not Christianity.  Christianity does not believe the "swamp still needs to be drained" or any of the nutjob beliefs of BRAVE BOOKS and its publisher Trent Talbot.  In fact, the news media would be doing a wonderful job if they exposed to the public exactly who Kirk Cameron has hooked up with.


He was a hateful little bitch when he was a teenager.  Though the looks have faded, Kirk's managed to hold on to hateful bitch status and he's found others who he can share the hate with.

 

Building his writing career around the likes of non-entities like Kirk Cameron goes a long way towards explaining why Toto has a niche following at best.  And from this tiny corner, he rails against the world.  DISNEY's LIGHTYEAR?  It was a movie trying to 'groom' kids, according to Christian Toto.  That is an insane take and brought to you by a demented mind.  Two same-sex characters have a kiss and that has blown whatever was left of Toto's mind.  


He doesn't want the world reflected.  He wants to shut out what he doesn't believe in and what he refuses to acknowledge.  That's why he lives in his crazy world of hate and wastes his time trying to resurrect the career of Kirk Cameron.  It's funny how these hate merchants so often claim to be Christians when the teachings of Jesus Christ are never their focus.




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