Spoilers

1) Two of the three little pigs remain homeless to this day.


2) Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy are the first two cons that prepare American children for a lifetime of being lied to.


3) Erudite though he may be, Hannibal Lecter remains a poor choice when selecting dining companions.


4) Jesus of Nazareth ends up on the cross.


5) Iraq did not have WMDs.


6) Barack Obama did not end the Iraq War.


7) A performance of OUR AMERICAN COUSIN did not end well for Abraham Lincoln.


8) The FBI killed Fred Hampton.


9) Tina Turner proves there is a life after being subjected to abuse and terrorism.


10) The Democratic and Republican Parties will take your money and still not listen to you.