If there's anything sillier than the phrase "Barack Obama, Nobel Peace Prize winner," we'd argue it was "The Fashionable Michelle Obama."
Last week, the White House finally staged their first State Dinner and Michelle was her usual fashion disaster.
The first thing you may notice is that the wife of India's Prime Minister isn't attempting to show off her boobs. But if you were Michelle and had those masculine features -- including the professional football shoulders, you'd take every opportunity to reassure the world that you were, in fact, a woman.
A woman who can't dress worth s**t, but a woman none the less.
You'll notice the tummy bulge which Michelle attempts to conceal via her huge, mannish hands. If control top pantyhose won't reduce that, she needs to wear a girdle.
She also needs to grasp that she's not 16 and that dress is about 30 years too young for her.
Someone might also inform her that, as a general rule, fabric used for seat covers and couches is not to be used for formal wear.
Furthermore, was she planning on using that dress to sweep the floor? If not, what's up with the length?
As long as Michelle continues to present herself as 'fashionable,' you can count on us to be here pointing out that the Empress has no clothes on.
