Bully Boy proves it's "hard work" as he goes grocery shopping, finds time to snicker at Alberto Gonzales (while carrying a purse?) and mixes it up south of the border with a young Latin male. Well, Ricky Martin has turned on him. Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama see the 'interesting' exchange but the only comment either will make is: "Tomorrow my office will issue a statement." Obama wants to poll first to see what position he should take and Clinton's got her staff researching to find a Republican who's said something about gays and lesbians so she can hide behind that.
Meanwhile, Alberto Gonzales is all the news. Funsters Harriet Miers and Karl Rove attempt to get his mind off his troubles by taking him to a Paul McCartney concert where musical guest McCartney entertains with sappy love songs and coded cries for more war. While this goes on, conservative spokesmodel George Will unleashes the Will-bot. The Will-bot can be identified by both the bow tie and the dull, useless look. Will counts off the reasons why Alberto should remain as Attorney General ("Full head of hair, always willing to help out with fraternity hazing and torture, not afraid to get his hands dirty . . ."). Dick Cheney appears to hang his head in shame at the whole sordid affairs but actually he's wondering (a) if you really can dig to China and (b) if so, is the a route for bunker buster bombs? Meanwhile, Tony Blair has a nasty case of the tickles, so amused is he to see someone else in the hot seat.
MyTV's Fascist House airing for two hours, two nights a week, 52 weeks a year. (Unless Rupert decides it's lost enough money and decides to pull the plug on it.)
