Humor Spotlight: Wally on Bully Boy's visit to the NAACP

Wally on Bully Boy's speech to the NAACP.

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY DISCOVERS RACISM! NEXT UP: GRAVITY!
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THIS JUST IN!

BULLY BOY DISCOVERS RACISM! NEXT UP: GRAVITY!

SPEAKING TO THE NAACP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS 6 YEARS IN THE OVAL OFFICE (HE'S VERY SHY, WHITE HOUSE FLACK TONY SNOW SWEARS THAT BULLY BOY IS EVEN QUOTE: "PEE SHY"), BULLY BOY DECLARED, "I UNDERSTAND THAT RACISM STILL LINGERS IN AMERICA."

THOUGH THAT 'DISCOVERY' UNDERWHELMED WHEN HE PLAYED "BULLY BOY CONFESSIONS," HE GOT HUGE APPLAUSE BY SAYING "I UNDERSTAND THAT MANY AFRICAN-AMERICANS DISTRUST MY POLITICAL PARTY."

ALBERTO GONZALES STOOD UP AND SHOUTED, "YOU GO, GIRL!" THEN LOOKED AROUND AWKWARDLY WHEN HE REALIZED EVERYONE WAS STARING AT HIM.

IN A MUTUALLY SELF-SERVING MOMENT WHERE THIS REPORTER BONDED WITH TONY SNOW OVER HOW "WHITE" THE INTERNATIONAL WINNER IN THE BILLIE JEAN KING LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST) AND ATTORNY GENERAL WAS, TONY SNOW REVEALED THAT BULLY BOY DISCOVERED RACISM STILL EXISTS AFTER WATCHING THE THREE HOUR BLOCK OF GOOD TIMES ON TV LAND EARLIER IN THE DAY.

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