Monday, February 14, 2022

Kat notes the hypocrite that is David Rovics

 

Thanks, David Rovics, I needed that laugh

Failed singer-songwriter David Rovics never stops supplying the laughs, read his latest at COUNTERPUNCH.  As usual, it's David so he lies.  There's no way in hell he's in the top 4% of artists played on SPOTIFY.  As usual, he clinbs on the cross in The Pathetic Olympics.  As usual, he uses way too many words and says way too little.


But if you remember his screaming for Joe Rogan's head recently, prepare to chuckle.  The little nothing man who failed in every way possible, lost a Portland gig and you know David's not gettting a lot of work to begin with. 


So he's whining and boo-hooing because he's been cancelled.  That's right.  He's screaming to get Joe Rogan off SPOTIFY at one moment and then the next he's whining that he's been cancelled.


What goes around comes around.  You shouldn't try to censor people.  When you do try to censor someone, don't be surprised when it rolls around back at you.


He babbles on endlessly but, as best as I can tell, he felt the need to interview someone involved in the January 6th riot in some way.  Then he thinks it's so amazing (and maybe it was, I haven't seen it) that he posts it on YOUTUBE.  He then gets people calling him out for his 'association.'  And he apologies and begs for forgiveness and then pulls the video.  


That's not enough.


And now people want him cancelled.


Again, it's hilarious considering he was just going after Joe Rogan.


Closing with C.I.'s "Iraq snapshot:"

Rebecca goes to the movies and sees a bad rom-com

 

'marry me' sucks

'marry me' is jennifer lopez's latest movies.  in many ways, it's a return to her hey-day as a film star because she's in a romantic comedy.  she used to make those a lot: 'maid in manhattan,' 'monster-in-law,' 'the wedding planner,' etc.


i love romantic comedies.


i hate 'marry me.'


jennifer's not bad.  she's funny and she's likeable.


the film might have been something if armie hammer had been it.  instead, they replaced him.  there are actors that they could have replaced him with who could have done the job.


instead, they went with owen wilson.


owen.


wilson.


broken nose, whiney voiced, ugly body, short, suat, owen wilson.


no woman wants to f**k him.  does any man?


he's disgusting and should have ben run out of hollywood long ago.  luke wilson is the better looking brother but he's just pretty, not even handsome.


owen is butt ugly and has a track record of failure.


he tanks this movie.  no surprise.


he's chemsitry-free and has no sex appeal.


you keep thinking, 'jennifer could do so much better.'  after awhile, you start to feel sorry for her.  she clearly spends at least 90 minutes a day working out.  forget weights, owen silson doesn't even look like he can handle a shower.


this film is garbage and it's what helped kill romantic comedies.


they were a hugely successful genre.


then ugly men thought they could be stars.


ben stiller did not carry 'there's something about mary.'  that film's scuccess was as much due to cameron diaz (especially her) and matt dillon as it was to ben.  but we got stuck with big ear ben making bad romantic comedies with drew barrymore and others.  awful, awful films.  we also had the flabby and dirty jon cusack thinking he was a romantic comedy actor.  'america's sweetheart' should have made it clear that he has no appeal.  and don't forget billy crystal who thought he - and not meg ryan - was responsible for the success of 'when harry met sally ...' and went on to make disasters like 'forget paris.'


we need sexy men with sexy women.  don't cast j-lo opposite crap like own wilson and expect us to think it's a romantic comedy.  


let's close with c.i.'s 'Iraq snapshot:'

Ann examines the ugly on 'news' television

 

Kara Swisher is proof that they let ugly people on TV

And stupid ones too.  Kara writes now for The New York Times because she[s burned her other bridges.  At her age, that might be okay.  She's about to be 60 and should probably sit her tired ass down.  But three years ago, she had her mid-life crisis, broke up her family, left her wife and she found a new woman to hook up with.  That's how people that age play now.  And then falsely believe that they have knowledge to share.  


It's a shame because Megan Smith is actually very cute and Kara was way beneath her.  Megan's cute and pretty and Kara lucked into her.  But you know how some masculine types are, they just break up their marriage and go to 'greener' pastures.  Let's hope that -- unlike Melissa Etheridge -- Kara's not a deadbeat parent.


Looking at Kara's new wife, Amanda Katz, she's obviously much younger than Kara.  


Again, pig-boy behavior is not limited to men.  Kara and Megan had two kids.  We all know who pig boy Kara made carry the baby, right?  Mmm-hmm.  By the way, Kara's great regret in life is that she couldn't be a spy. She wanted to be in the CIA but you couldn't be gay, she says.  She started working professionally in 1986.  Not much longer after that, she could have joined the CIA -- in the 90s, they toss out the security 'risk' nonsense regarding LGBTQs.


So Kara's ugly face was only matched by her own stupidity.  I had to take our oldest child to the dentist today and they had MSNBC on -- you know, the 'liberal' channel.  And there was Stephanie Ruhle chatting her up.  You know Steph, the non-journalist banking person who turned a bad column for Shape into a 'journalism' career.  They apparently need more cry babies in journalism.  When George H. W. Bush died, at the age of 94, Steph went on air weeping.


So the two of them teamed up -- ugly gals Steph and Kara t0 share that they don't believe that Joe Rogan being kicked off Spotify would have been censorship.


Ugly Steph -- probably in the midst of a queef -- felt the need to say that they could impose things like fact checks.


I'm sorry, White bitch, what the f**k did you just say?


Kiss my Black ass, Steph.  You're on MSNBC that lied over and over on the airwaves about Russia.  You lied.  Bitch, you lied.


Shut the f**k up.   Everyone on MSNBC should be fired.  You're a bunch of corporate hacks pretending to be left.  F**k you and the ugly nag you rode in -- the ugly nag that was probably named Kara.


NYT, dump Kara.  No one in to podcast wants to hear some 60 year old talking about them.  Let her go write for AARP.  Give the job to someone who actually needs it because they're raising a family -- not skipping out on the one they have.  And who has a baby at 54?  (Again, Megan carried the child.)  And if you do, you sure as f**k don't leave the woman who carried your child two years later.


Kara's disgusting.  All women should say no to her and her pig boy behavior.  


Kara, I've given birth twice.  If my husband tried to leave me three years after I gave birth to our second child, he would have been social pariah and that's what you should be.


You should be on your knees publicly begging Megan for forgiveness after she carried the second child for you both and you then dumped her three years after.  How shameful.  You don't deserve to have a forum and share with people because you have nothing to share.


This is C.I.'s "Iraq snapshot:"

Ruth provides a legal update regarding a con man

 

Michael Avenatti adds another felony conviction to his resume

Con man Michael Avenatti is now a convicted felon.  It is not a surprise to anyone paying attention but it is a surprise to the folks at CNN and MSNBC who pushed Mr. Avenatti down America' throats and treated him as a hero and a potential U.S. president.  


Hs is a convicted felon.  He is a twice convicted felon having been convicted in February of last year for attempting to extort Nike.  His latest conviction?  CNN reports:

 

Michael Avenatti was convicted Friday of wire fraud and aggravated identity theft for stealing from Stormy Daniels.

Prosecutors alleged that Avenatti -- who helped negotiate the $800,000 advance for Daniels' October 2018 book "Full Disclosure" -- defrauded his former client by instructing her literary agent to send two of the installments of the advance totaling nearly $300,000 to an account controlled by him, rather than directly to Daniels, without her knowledge.
Speaking to cameras outside a federal courthouse in lower Manhattan Friday, Avenatti said he is "very disappointed" in the verdict.

 

 CNN and MSNBC loved him:

The Media Research Center has determined that Avenatti made a whopping 254 television appearances over the course of a year. This, after he entered the news cycle in early 2018 as the outspoken lawyer for adult film star Stormy Daniels, who locked horns with President Trump and his former attorney Michael Cohen over an affair she claims to have had years ago with Trump.

Avenatti appeared most frequently on CNN, which welcomed him an astonishing 121 times. MSNBC also had a high tally, having him on 108 times. He made 24 appearances on broadcast news; 12 on ABC, seven on CBS and five on NBC.

Avenatti appeared on Fox News twice.

 


This is C.I.'s "Iraq snapshot" for today:

Monday, January 31, 2022

TV: Choices and realities

TV can pose many questions.  Such as: who do you trust? Who should you trust?

 

 


It's a question that THE CLEANING LADY poses.  This is a new series which started airing on FOX this month. Elodie Young plays Dr Thony De La Rosa who is a doctor in Manila but is currently in the US because her son has an autoimmune disease.  He needs treatment which brings her to the US.  Her visa expires and she's now not supposed to be in the US.  So she's betrayed by the medical system and by the US immigration system.  

 

Like so many in need around the world, she has come to the US and she's not trying to hurt anyone or cheat anyone.  But our policies do not work for her or for so many like her.  In the US, she's forced to clean bowling alleys and clubs and other venues.  

 

It's while cleaning, that she becomes a cleaner.

 

A cleaner?  

 

The first time this occupation really registered in a US film was in the 1993 Bridget Fonda film POINT OF NO RETURN where assassins played by Bridget and Lorraine Toussaint have to call in "The Cleaner" played by Harvey Keitel to clean a crime scene.  This film is a remake of Luc Besson's classic LA FEMME NIKITA from 1990 which also spawned the TV shows LA FEMME NIKITA and NIKITA -- as well as many other copycat productions that didn't give credit to Besson.  Two years later, Harvey Keitel pops up in PULP FICTION playing another cleaner who, this time, helps Vincent (John Travolta) and Jules (Samuel L. Jackson)  Now, in 2022, the cleaner is played by Elodi Yung.


At work on an actual cleaning job, Thony sees a murder take place.  Gangster Arman Morales (Adan Canto -- who was so good in DESIGNATED SURVIVOR) didn't know she was present.  To save her own life, she swears she can clean the crime scene better than anyone.  She thinks/hopes its a one time thing.  


It is not.


She has to deal with another man,   Garrett.  Hes an FBI agent and played by Oliver Hudson whose demonstrated that he's got much more to offer than famous parents with his work on NASHVILLE and RULES OF ENGAGEMENT.  In fact, we sort of see Adam on ROE as his CATCUS FLOWER -- it's the dumb cute guy we wish he'd specialize in playing because he was so charming in that role.  But Oliver may be done with sitcoms and, after he appeared in that hideous SPLITTING UP TOGETHER (the problem there was not the acting), we could understand him being finished with that genre.  


Thony is married -- her husband's back in Manila.  And she may never couple up with either Garrett or Arman.  But there is tension there that indicates she will be drawn to one or both.


And Adan and Oliver are very good looking guys.  Aesthetically, you want to see her with one of them.


But which one?


Arman is a gangster.  He is a gun runner.  He kills people.  He probably breaks every law in the book.  So obviously, we don't want sweet and kind Thony with him.  Right?


The thing is, Arman cares about her.  He has twice stood up to his boss who wants Thony killed.   In addition, when she needed help with her son's doctor, he was there.  When her son got an infection, Arman was there.


B-b-but Garrett is a good guy!


Is he?


He corners Thony in the ladies' room and pretends to be someone he's not, acting smooth and pretending he just bumped into her before letting her know that he's FBI and he's investigating the murder (the one that made her The Cleaning Lady).  Then his partner let's him have it because what happened before the show started involved him being inappropriate with a female -- so inappropriate that, if their boss found out that Garrett was alone with Thony, Garrett would be removed from the case.


We're not done.  Garrett then descends upon the place Thony works -- she's off cleaning a crime scene -- and rounds up people who fear that they'll be deported if they don't cooperate.  Thony walks in on Garrett and his partner trying to intimidate and frighten her sister-in-law Fiona (Martha Millan) and she lets Garrett know just how wrong what he's doing is.


So we would argue Thony belongs with a gangster over an FBI agent?


How much difference is there?  At times, there's not a lot.

 

Howie Carr (BOSTON HERALD) noted two years ago:

 

And we thought the Boston FBI office was corrupt!

At least six local G-men were taking payoffs from the mob. They framed four men for a murder they didn’t commit and packed them off to prison for 35 years. One FBI agent died in an Oklahoma jail while awaiting trial on murder charges in an organized crime hit.

The local G-men were ratting out their own informants to be executed, setting up mob hits, planting fake car bombs, providing protection for cocaine offloads in Boston Harbor. …

 

Last July, Dana Kennedy (NEW YORK POST) addressed the alleged plot to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer, the governor of Michigan:


But as it was revealed that the FBI had at least a dozen informants heavily involved in the Watchmen — including that Iraq veteran — critics say the G-Men did as much to prod the plot as they did to prevent it from happening in the first place.

The agents took an active part in the scheme from its inception, according to court filings, evidence and dozens of interviews examined by BuzzFeed. Some members of the Wolverine Watchmen are accusing the feds of entrapment.

One FBI informant from Wisconsin allegedly helped organize meetings where the first inklings of the Whitmer plot surfaced, even paying for hotel rooms and food to entice people to attend, BuzzFeed reported. The Iraq veteran, identified as “Dan” by BuzzFeed, allegedly shelled out for transportation costs to militia meetings and apparently goaded members to advance the plot.

 

Two years ago, Matthew Ormseth (LOS ANGELES TIMES) reported:


An organized crime figure paid an FBI agent $10,000 a month in exchange for sensitive law enforcement information, according to court documents charging the agent, Babak Broumand, in a conspiracy to bribe a public official.

Broumand was arrested Friday at a market near his home in Lafayette, according to Laura Eimiller, a spokeswoman for the FBI. He retired in January 2019, one month after agents served search warrants at his home and businesses. Broumand worked at the bureau for 20 years, most recently in national security investigations for the FBI’s San Francisco field office. It couldn’t be determined Friday if he’d retained a lawyer.

 

 

This week, Justin Ray (LAT) reports: 

 

An odd situation involving money from marijuana sales in California highlights the awkward tension between California’s progressive stance on cannabis and federal law.

The story begins in November, with an armored car carrying $712,000 in cash from licensed marijuana dispensaries. The car was heading to Barstow on a Mojave Desert freeway. The vehicle was pulled over by San Bernardino County sheriff’s deputies. They interrogated the driver, seized the money and turned it over to the FBI.

The same driver was pulled over again a few weeks later. During that stop, deputies took an additional $350,000 belonging to legal pot stores and gave that cash to the FBI, too.

The agencies are not returning the money. In fact, the FBI is trying to confiscate the nearly $1.1-million bounty, which it may share with the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Department. The FBI claims the money is tied to federal drug or money-laundering crimes. No specified unlawful activities have been disclosed, and nobody has been charged with a crime.


Who's the gangster?  Before you answer, let's move over to news provided by Michael Levenson (NEW YORK TIMES) from last week:


It is widely regarded as the world’s most potent spyware, capable of reliably cracking the encrypted communications of iPhone and Android smartphones.

The software, Pegasus, made by an Israeli company, NSO Group, has been able to track terrorists and drug cartels. It has also been used against human rights activists, journalists and dissidents.

Now, an investigation published Friday by The New York Times Magazine has found that Israel, which controls the export of the spyware, just as it does the export of conventional weapons, has made Pegasus a key component of its national security strategy, using it to advance its interests around the world.

The yearlong investigation, by Ronen Bergman and Mark Mazzetti, also reports that the F.B.I. bought and tested NSO software for years with plans to use it for domestic surveillance until the agency finally decided last year not to deploy the tools.

 

[. . .]

 

The U.S. had also moved to acquire Pegasus, The Times found. The F.B.I., in a deal never previously reported, bought the spyware in 2019, despite multiple reports that it had been used against activists and political opponents in other countries. It also spent two years discussing whether to deploy a newer product, called Phantom, inside the United States.

The discussions at the Justice Department and the F.B.I. continued until last summer, when the F.B.I. ultimately decided not to use NSO weapons.

But Pegasus equipment is still in a New Jersey building used by the F.B.I. And the company also gave the agency a demonstration of Phantom, which could hack American phone numbers.

 

We could talk more scandals and we could talk ineffectual (it's not for nothing that the FBI is handing over $130 million to the families of Parkland shooting victims).



But really, who is the gangster?


Yeah, Arman is one.  But we're really not seeing clean hands on Garrett.  Did we mention that Arman is married?  And even that doesn't make us want to root for Garrett currently.

 

The world can be very ugly and THE CLEANING LADY captures that -- a mother has to travel to the US to get her child treatment, she has to bust her ass to make money, she has to fear being deported and the person being kindest to her is gangster Arman, not FBI agent Garrett.  We see a lot of reality in the drama, including that some times there are no good choices..  

 

 

 

 


 

IN THESE TIMES tries TV criticism and fails again (Ty, Ava and C.I.)

As many of you remember, a few years back, IN THESE TIMES was hyped up that they were going to be covering TV and showing us -- this site -- how it was done.  How it was supposed to be done, they announced in their e-mail.  They meant as opposed to Ava and C.I. who cover TV and the media here and have done so since the start.  Ava and C.I. offer a feminist take -- they've always said "a feminist take" and made clear that it was not "the feminist take" because feminism has many branches and opinions are not monolithic.  Feminism is an ongoing exchange, a conversation, that evolves is what they like to say.  While others with THIRD (Jim, Dona, Jess and myself) were offended by the e-mail from IN THESE TIMES, Ava and C.I. laughed at it.  They thought it was funny because it was from a man.  The magazine had hired a woman to cover TV and a man was trying to put her into a cat fight with Ava and C.I.  I wrote the e-mail response noting that Ava and C.I. wished the magazine's new critic all the best and looked forward to seeing some of her work (that was their attitude, I left unsaid what the rest of us thought about the e-mail).  And that was largely it.  They noted the critic once in a piece during her tenure at IN THESE TIMES but largely avoided her.  I'll get to that in our conversation below -- Ty

 

Ty: Trevor asks if you plan on taking on JUSTICE JUDY?

 

Ava: Life is too short and I don't think anyone  is unaware of Judy Sheindlin's strengths and weaknesses at this point.


Ty: Trevor believes that Yasmin Nair did a great job taking on the show at IN THESE TIMES.


Ava: More power to her, we haven't read it.  But good for her for tackling the show.


[I asked Ava and C.I. to read it and we took a break while they did so.]


Ty: Thoughts?


Ava: I've only seen two episodes of  JUSTICE JUDY.  Didn't watch  a lot of JUSTICE JUDY.  But I did watch two episodes to see if there was any real point in reviewing it.  We're always looking at stuff to see what could be the focus for the next piece here. 


Ty: C.I.?


C.I.: Can you pull up the show on AMAZON?


Ty: Yes.


C.I.: Yasmin Nair says it's episode 23.  The iron fence issue.  I've actually  seen one episode of the show and it was that one.  But it was episode 25 as I pull it up in my mind.  Am I wrong?


Ty: Looking at the summaries of each episode, you are correct.  Episode 25 deals with the fence.  Episode 23 is some young women renting a house or B&B.  


C.I.: So then I have seen the episode she talks about at the end of the critique.  Read that into this.


Ty: Sure.  Quoting from Nair's article:

 

Even physical labor doesn't impress Sheindlin. In episode 23, she looks at a photo of a wrought iron maker's gate and sniffs that the object -- simple but lovely -- isn't much by way of work (no doubt, her home's own gates rival those at Versailles).


C.I.: Again, I saw episode 25 and only that one.  Justice Judy never said that it wasn't much by way of work.  Nor did she say it was lovely.  The photos are brought in when the issue of damage to the gate was done.  I would urge everyone to stream episode 25 and judge for themselves but I'm reviewing that episode in my head and I've got a pretty good memory.  Martin Lucas was the defendant.  I've blocked out the name of the idiot woman who was suing him because she was so annoying.  But he was the defendant.  I would have sided with him because the woman lied repeatedly.  Including in her testimony which contradicted with her texts.  She was also a Karen.  She tried to boss around the bailiff.  But the point is, Judge Judy never said what Nair writes in her article -- that may be why Nair doesn't quote from the show.  No "simple but lovely."  Maybe Nair's confused that comment and it is made about something in a different episode.  But episode 25, the only one I saw, does not include a "simple but lovely" or "much by way of work."  I didn't hear Judy comment once on the work value or the pretty or ugly of the gate.  Didn't happen.  Not in court, not in the discussion afterward.  I was honestly surprised, when we just read over the review, that Nair didn't comment on the most obvious point: JUSTICE JUDY steals from PEOPLE'S COURT.  Marilyn Milian is the judge on that program.  After the case, she is in her chambers with her husband John Schlesinger -- who was also once a judge, federal level like Marilyn -- and they discuss the case.  Judy never did that on JUDGE JUDY.  She does it now on JUSTICE JUDY with her granddaughter Sarah Rose Levy.

 

 

Ty: Okay, Ava?


Ava: I don't think Nair has labeled her episodes correctly.  She didn't have the one C.I. addressed labeled correctly and I've pulled up AMAZON on my phone and she doesn't have the episodes I'm about to address labeled correctly.  Episodes 27 and 28 are the ones she refers to as Episodes 25 and 26. 


These episodes have Sheindlin facing down a group of Black single women for whom it can be presumed a dinner at Applebee’s is a treat and for whom the money they were scraping together for a big vacation was a chunk of their bank balances. At one point, Sheindlin tells the plaintiff’s sister, also a grown woman, to uncross her arms and tells the defendant’s adult daughter to stand up straight without resting her chin on her arms, which are propped up on the bench. Finally, after Sheindlin has spent time asking for needless details and watching videos of shouting matches between undifferentiated people (she takes their phones to watch) that don’t seem relevant to the case, she decides they’re all being much too unruly and loudly screams SIT! four times to three of the women. It’s a shocking sight, to see a white woman so brazenly treat a group of Black women as if they’re dogs in need of training. Sheindlin then turns and says smugly to the audience and to her staff, ​“You see? I tried to play nice. If I can’t play nice, I play it any way you want to play it.”


Ava: I liked the idea of her reviewing before I read it.  First off, I did watch JUDGE JUDY a lot when we were on the road speaking, before the pandemic.  You'd get to the hotel, you'd turn on the TV for noise, you go with something familiar while you listen to your voice mails and kick off your shoes.  I bring this up because "uncross your arms" is not new.  Nor is it directed at women of color only.  On the previous show, it was directed at men constantly.  Young men of all kinds.  Especially, it seemed to me, Latinos.  However, at no point on the case in question did Judy tell "the plaintiff's sister, also a grown woman, to uncross her arms" -- did not happen.  Why do I say that?  The plaintiff was accompanied by one person and only one person -- her cousin.  Judy originally thought the woman was the plaintiff's daughter but she was informed it was her cousin.  From then on, throughout the two shows, Judy referred to daughters and cousins over and over.  The case in question, that two episodes were devoted to, opened with Judy noting that she had been advised that this was a high security case due to the ill will.  There had been violence between the two sides.  Not one incident of violence but multiple incidents of violence.  Over a period of weeks, fights have ensued, sugar in gas tanks, doors broken.  Mace has been sprayed.  Attacks with a dog chain have taken place, threats of beating people up, blunt trauma to the left eye, a black eye several days before, and there's even more.  But the point is, violence was just overflowing outside the court.  No judge was going to accept it in their courtroom.  Judy is right-winger, it's not at all surprising that she'd act the way she did.  I don't see turning Judy's sneering at defendants into a racial thing since she's that way with everyone.  Nair is on stronger ground when she talks about Judy's attitude towards the poor.  If you're on assistance, obvious on JUDGE JUDY, Judy sneers at you.   Now let me read from Nair's article:

 

Episodes 25 and 26, for instance, linger over a dispute between two Black women whose families had taken a shared vacation in Florida. The plaintiff appears to claim the defendant still owes her money, though it’s hard to tell what the real issue is even after multiple viewings — because matters escalate quickly, with everyone screaming. Sheindlin asks probing questions that are unrelated to whatever the case might be but allow her to moralize. At one point, she wants to know whether the plaintiff drank while at dinner at an Applebee’s. When the woman says she had a glass of wine, Sheindlin prods her into confessing she may have had two. Sheindlin, in the manner of a nun, points out that wine lowers inhibitions. None of this information is related to the case, but Sheindlin is a white boomer multimillionaire who appears to sincerely believe her success is owed to her and that anyone who suffers deserves it. She has the air of the elder white Karen stereotype, the one who wears expensive athleisure on morning walks and picks up errant tin cans and places them in the trash while looking around to see which person (preferably someone of color) can be glared at accusingly.


Ava (Con't):  I'm sorry that Nair couldn't follow the episode.  But even if the conversation was confusing to her, the exchanges, the reality is that this was a case about violence.  And this was made clear with captions on screen, titles such as "Suing for $4,171 for vandalism & assault" under the plaintiff's face when she is testifying. And, under the defendant's face, "Countersuing for $2,791 for assault & vandalism."  Yet Nair writes, "The plaintiff appears to claim the defendant still owes her money, though it’s hard to tell what the real issue is even after multiple viewings."  I'm sorry, but how stupid are you?  Truly, how stupid are you to not get what the case was about?  The testimony made it clear.  As for booze, when you're dealing with repeated violence among grown women who are supposed to be friends for decades, yeah, I'd want to know if booze was involved.  I'd want to know what kicked things off.  As for the videos, they are videos of fights.  The plaintiff and the defendant both want them shown.  And Judy watches them to see what happened and to determine who is telling the truth.  The two sides are neighbors and had been friends for decades.  Judy awards no money to either side and instead recommends that they both go to court as soon as possible to get mutual restraining orders.  


C.I.: Based on what AVa's noted and I what I observed, I'd argue that the review was poorly written at best.  At worst, she wrote what she wanted regardless of what she saw intentionally.  I'm not impressed.  Like Ava, I appreciated the effort more before I actually read the piece.


Ty: IN THESE TIMES had a previous TV critic.  You've largely avoided that topic but I'm going to write about it in the intro for this and I'd just like to get you two on the record of what was the final straw there.  Ava, C.I.'s nodding to you to start.


Ava:  I don't want to name the woman, people can look her up if they want, but we'll focus on the work itself.  I may pass that part off to C.I.  She's nodding that's fine.  Okay, so I'll focus on this.  We offer a feminist take, not the feminist take and as such we'd love to see a huge number of feminists weighing in -- female feminists, male feminists -- and being part of the ongoing conversation where we all grapple together to try to build our notion of a better future and how we get there.  The woman being at IN THESE TIMES was something in and of itself.  As we've noted many, many times, Terry Gross' hideous show has one male critic after another as part of its 'cast.'  So more power to IN THESE TIMES for hiring a woman and for a woman taking the spot.  That's true of Yssmin Nair as well. Tossing to C.I. 


C.I.: But our problem with the previous woman came down to her insisting she was a feminist while she promoted these shows where women did nothing.  I thought PUMA had a lot going for it -- including some righteous anger.  But what bothered me about PUMA is these women -- not all of them -- who felt the need to blog on Saturdays.  They would blog on Saturdays and promote their favorite films and their favorite albums.  And after six weeks, I had to call out the bulls**t.  Every album was by a man.  Every film was a story about a man.  There were no women in these films except as 'the girl.'  And this was coming from women in PUMA.  It was outrageous.  At some point, I'm going to be offline and so very, very happy to be.  And I will know that here with Ava and over at THE COMMON ILLS, I did my part to make the world a little better.  My writing with Ava and my writing solo recognized women.  Every reference point wasn't male, male, male.  And the woman in question, who was never PUMA, kept promoting shows as feminist when they had no lead characters who were women.  When it got to HANNIBAL?  We're talking about a violent serial killer.  Male, by the way.  I know people think SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, the film, is perfection.  It's sick as f**k.  I understand why Michelle Pfeiffer, Meg Ryan and others were not interested in being part of that.  It was anti-gay and it was extremely violent and glorified a serial killer.  Now that Jodie Foster is finally out, I think she needs to be asked -- and needs to answer -- how she justifies doing a film so anti-gay.  I'm no fan of the source material.  But to pass that male-dominated show off as feminism?  A show that glorifies a serial killer?  We've worked very hard, Ava and I, to create a body of work that uses women as benchmarks and references and that's authors, that's singers, songwriters, actresses, you name it.  Why are there so few women in The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?  Sexism, yes.  But are you using your voice -- whether you're a woman or a man -- to recognize women?  What we emphasize has an impact and I very much agree with Alice Walker that we are responsible for creating the image of the world we want to see.  Time and again, the writer resorted to covering shows starring men.  She appeared to be writing for men and focused on men.  And if you cover media -- we do -- you're going to have to cover some shows that are male dominated but this critic wouldn't even note that and would instead try to argue that this was feminism?  


Ava: Agreed.  I did not find her to be at all helpful.  


Ty: I'm thinking right now of one of the most popular TV pieces that you have written, about a male dominated show, from 2007's "TV: Aftermath leaves an aftertaste" about the TV show JERICHO:


Apparently, come the nuclear attack, all good and bad women are supposed to make like Bonnie Tyler and start rasping, "I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero . . ." Since the best that fictionalized programming can offer up is Skeet, we'd suggest women learn to be their own heroes and strongly suggest you study just what uses Heddy (the always amazing Jennifer Jason Leigh) can find for a pair of stiletto heels in Single White Female.

The producers of this show know no Heddy, know no woman who can do a damn thing other than stand on the sidelines nervously while waiting for the men to do.

Consider us optimists but, in the aftermath of a nuclear attack, we would have thought a survival instinct would kick in. On Jericho, the women grab the pom-poms.


Ava:  Read that piece -- I haven't -- and you'll see a reference to Joni Mitchell, we're quoting her song of the same name, you'll see a reference to CHINA BEACH and Marg's character on the show, you'll see references to Gloria Steinem, Maxine Hong-Kingston and Robin Morgan It goes to context and to points of reference.  The IN THESE TIMES critic lived in a threadbare world and made no attempt to address feminism but wanted to cloak HANNIBAL in feminist garb to argue that it was a good show.  And C.I. talked about how this woman would just review male shows.  It was what men and women who tried to pass as men said mattered.  I'm sorry, half of that stuff is garbage and I'd rather watch, for example, FIREFLY LANE.  And I'd certainly rather use my space to promote a show like that as opposed to your typical sausage-fest. 







 

Tuesday, January 25, 2022

TV: Even when she's brazen, she's boring

If BRAZEN isn't the worst TV movie ever made, we don't know what is.

3 JESS

 

The basic plot  is that a woman is a teacher and she's going through a divorce. To cover bills, she becomes an online sex worker. Right away, you're seeing Jennifer Lopez or, since this is a TV movie, Eva Longoria, right? That would make sense. However, nothing about BRAZEN makes sense which is why the woman of interest is not the focus of the film. Her bland and dull sister is. The teacher is killed and we get stuck with the teacher's drab and dreary sister stumbling around while she tries to solve the murder.

 

 

Since the sister is played by faded celebrity Alyssa Milano, it might have been more interesting to just film the pitch meeting on this project. Alyssa turns fifty this year and she's never bothered to study her craft. It shows. It really shows. There's nothing more pathetic than a grown woman pretending to be a kid. As a child performer, Alyssa learned to indicate. That's really all we expect from child performers. And that's why most of them never have leading actress or actor careers. They just don't have the talent or the skill. A Natalie Wood or an Elizabeth Taylor is a rare person. They break through, as adults, by busting their butts and Alyssa's never bothered to do that. Slouching her way through WHO'S THE BOSS led to her being one of three actresses to play Amy Fisher in a TV movie. Three actresses, three TV movies. Watching, it was obvious that Noelle Parker could act, that Drew Barrymore had drive and that Alyssa had moved from slouching to slumping. She sort of slumped through the role apparently convinced that she had a large fan base and they just wanted to see her on the screen and didn't care whether or not she could act or create a character or even be believable as a human being.



You get the idea that Alyssa still believes that mythical group of viewers are out there, just waiting for her next close up.



Nora Roberts is Team Alyssa and wants you to know that Alyssa's "politics" do not concern her. When people objected to Alyssa being cast in the lead, Roberts was adamant that Alyssa's "politics'' were just fine with her. That was cute -- the notion that either Alyssa Milano or Nora Roberts practiced or understood politics. Alyssa is a partisan, she is not political. What the Democratic Party says is the gospel to Alyssa. Which is why she came off so damn pathetic in the '00s when various Democratic Party pundits were slamming her for various positions (especially her position on net neutrality -- for the record, we agreed with her and we defended her on). 



Alyssa went on to become fat and a fat head. Her career was over. Her pathetic performance as Phoebe on CHARMED landed her no where and her tantrums on the set of MISTRESSEs led to her exiting that series (to the relief of all her co-stars). Her acting wasn't delivering. But when the fact that she was fat was noticed by comedian Jay Mohr, Alyssa climbed on the cross and played the victim yet again. It helped her become something of an internet sensation and maybe that was supposed to make up for how pathetic she looked? Jay was right, she was fat. She'd end up pimping Atkins products on TV until her big mouth got her fired from that gig. Fat shaming? 



If a person's fat, they're fat. That's our opinion. If you work in a visual medium, your appearance is fair game. We're not fond of dog piles and try not to participate in them. But if you're fat, you're fat. And being overweight doesn't mean you're not attractive or sexy. 



But for Alyssa, the worst thing in the world she could be called was "fat." She'd been called (rightly) untalented for years and that never resulted in an online tantrum. But there she was attacking Jay Mohr. It was all a bit excessive.



At the time, we thought, "Okay, this is a touchy area for her. Well if that's how she feels, that's how she feels. Live and let live." 



Fade out. Fade in four years later and Alyssa's a supporting character on a teen drama. And it's fat shaming. People are outraged by the show. And Alyssa, instead of apologizing, is telling people that they are wrong and that they don't know what they're talking about and that what they think they're seeing isn't what they're seeing.


That's when you just shake your head and go, "bitch, please."



The show was about an overweight teen girl who loses the weight and becomes popular and desirable and, yes, it was a fat shaming series.



What we realized as this played out was that Alyssa didn't really oppose fat shaming. What she opposed was people noting that she was fat.


There's a difference. 



And there's a world of difference between a bad movie like DON'T LOOK UP and BRAZEN.



We're not going to grade a film higher because of good intentions. But we will note that with a DON'T LOOK UP, at least NETFLIX is reaching up. With BRAZEN, it's just rolling in the gutter.



Nora Roberts fancies herself a writer. Ourselves, we'd call her a typist. That's not snobbery. You don't have to be Alice Munro to be worthy of reading for us. We applaud the work of Jackie Collins which was full of life. We applaud Judith Krantz for her groundbreaking efforts with SCURPLES. A book doesn't have to be a Pulitzer Prize winner to be worth reading. But Nora doesn't impress us with her lifeless work that seems the equivalent of some Syd Field student using the cookie cutter method they were taught to churn out a bad script. Like James Patterson, Nora sells books because her readers know what will take place before they open the front cover. The sameness is the hallmark and what keeps her crowd buying.



What made NETFLIX buy this garbage? 



Nora's bad book came out in 1988. It's hasn't, in the years since, been applauded as a classic. Nor have her books seen a run of classic -- or even popular -- film adaptations. Back in 1988, it might have seemed current. It certainly was, for example, published three years before Ira Levin's SLIVER and it was before BASIC INSTINCT and other tease films came along. But in 2022, it's hopelessly outdated. Again, the events that should be the focus are the dead sister's experiences and they probably would be in a book written today. Hell, they were in the Diane Keaton's neo-noir LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR (1977).



Not only is the plot wanting but so is everything else.



Mr. Teeth. Chompers. What do we call the police detective that Sam Page plays? Or tries to play. He offers jokes about free doughnuts and we appreciate that because it's the closest he gets to inhabiting a character. Sam's trying. But there's nothing there to play. So he relies on his very pretty teeth and his very pretty face and, like us, probably wishes there was a character somewhere in the script. He and Alyssa have all the chemistry of two identical twins in a Double Mint chewing gum ad. Which is too bad for Sam because he's shown he can inhabit a character in other projects. Here, he's given a shell and that's all a man in an Alyssa project will ever be. (You should have heard her screaming tantrum on MISTRESSES as she tried to get the show runner to shred Brett Tucker's role to pieces.) 



Alyssa never come across onscreen with a man. People have noticed this. They'd try pairing her as far back as WHO'S THE BOSS and it didn't work. Her character Phoebe (on CHARMED) worked better apart from Cole than with him. On MELROSE PLACE, watching her film a scene with David Charvet, the director erupted in laughter and wondered if child acting had permanently stunted her. (It had.) On MISTRESSES, she fought with the men her character was supposed to be in love with -- fought with them and felt the need to give them notes on their performances. (No, Alyssa wasn't the director, nor was she a producer But, as a celebrity, she felt she knew best.) 



Chaste and asexual are the two terms that best describe Alyssa onscreen and calling the film "brazen" still doesn't make her come across. Nothing ever has. It's rather sad -- and creepy -- to watch a child actor turning 50 still coming across like a child.



Even her hairstyle is a failure. It's not blond, it's that cheap look you see on people who don't have the time or money to put into getting their dark hair properly stripped of color to become blond. As for the 'tendrils,' they look like she had a home perm -- a very bad home perm. But maybe that's what passes for an Alyssa Milano acting choice?

 



Alyssa's playing a very stupid woman. When we first see her, she's giving a public reading and not since Troy Donahue played Youngblood Hawke have we seen a more laughable 'literary giant.' No sooner is Alyssa done speaking to the crowd than she's fleeing town and you would too if you were her. Off she goes to flirt with her sister's neighborhood police officer. Off she goes to solve her sister's murder. Off she goes to do blatant T&A as she dresses up as a dominitrix because she was apparently asked to show both her talents. Off she goes to get herself in trouble and play damel in distress.



It's really that pathetic. Doris Day in CAPRICE had more sense and more self-empowerment than the ditz Alyssa's playing. The main take away though? Garbage does not stop being garbage because you wait 33 years to film it. 

 

For those who feel we spent a lot of time on Alyssa, please grasp that she's not just the star of the abhorration, she's also a producer. As with her previous producing experience, Alyssa can't find significant roles for non-Whites. Yeah, it matters. It's 2022 and she's still stuck in the 90s. The first ten billed actors of her bad movie? All but one are White. Typical Alyssa. But watch her lecture others and pretend she's done something with her life when all she's ever done is enforce and echo racism and homophobia and, yes, sexism. 



What's especially sad is that NETFLIX debuts this atrocity in the same month they announce they're upping subscription prices. Is the message supposed to be: Pay more or you're going to be stuck with garbage like BRAZEN?

 

Tuesday, January 18, 2022

TV: NAOMI, PEACEMAKER and INFINITE explore superheroes

Superhero?  The key term there is "super."  It's a term that's apparently easily forgotten judging by most superhero shows.

 

3 JESS

 

This was especially true of superhero shows revolving around women.  We thought the genre had hit is nadir with SUPERGIRL.  The CBS and CW series was nothing but an embarrassment -- especially after they proved to be too cheap to pay the only functioning actor in the cast: Calista Flockhart.  While she went from regular to sometime guest star, the show remained center on the bland Melissa Benoist who played Kara.  At the start of the series, Kara was supposed to be 24 but Melissa played her as a en-year-old and, by season six, possibly as a 12-year-old.  It was pathetic and embarrassing.  Playing a high school Clark Kent in SMALLVILLE, Tom Welling showed more maturity from day one.

 

Each season, Kara and Melissa became even more pathetic.  As awful and retro as that program was, turns out there was much worse to come: STARGIRL.  The character, played by Brec Bassinger, was so archaic and so clumsy, she appeared to have been fitted with a vintage, belted maxi pad.  

 

In fact, that awkwardness pretty much capture what was being offered as female superheroes in the '00s (outside of THE X-MEN films) and the '10s.  That's why WONDER WOMAN was such a sea change.  Yes, THE AVENGERS films had Black Widow from the start (2012) and Scarlett Johansson provided a vibrant personality.  But, reality, we're not calling NIKITA a TV superhero show.  Maggie Q did an even better job with her martial arts skilled character but we didn't consider Nikita a superhero.  Scarlett's Black Widow had no super powers.  And it was a joke to see that first movie with 11 billed starring performers and only two were women.  As for Elizabeth Olsen, in no film did Scarlet Witch get to truly show her powers -- more powerful than Dr. Strange.  And she didn't get to show her real powers in that awful (and sexist) DISNEY+ show until the final episode.

 

No, for strong female superheroes, it took Krysten Ritter showing up in 2015's JESSICA JONES and Gal Galdot showing up in 2016's BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE and then, in 2017's  WONDER WOMAN and subsequent films.  Galdot was a strong presence on camera and a full grown woman. Ritter played Jessica Jones, on the three season NETFLIX series, as a take-no-crap bad ass.  There were no efforts made to make either's character precious or precocious.  They were women and they were recognizable women, despite (or because of) their super powers.  The same would be true in 2019 when Brie Larson showed up as the title character in CAPTAIN MARVEL.  That same year, broadcast TV would finally get a worthy female superhero in BATWOMAN on THE CW.  Ruby Rose was not the dumb and stupid Kara or Stargirl.  She knew what she wanted -- to fight crime -- and she had the training.  Most of all, the character's comic book world came with strong visuals that easily translated to TV.


It looked like smooth sailing but then Ruby was out after the first season and when season two kicked off, in 2021, and Javicia Leslie was the title character.  It was awful and the fans rejected it.  In fairness to Leslie, that really wasn't her fault.  It was the writing.  Ruby had played a woman with confidence.  Leslie came on to the show acting like Cheryl Ladd on season two of CHARLIE'S ANGELS, the bumbling and fumbling kid sister.


No, that's not what we want in a superhero.  Not when they're adults.  We wouldn't even take that in a golly-gee-wiz Tom Holland performance as high school Spider-Man.


It's unacceptable for a superhero to be scared all the time and feeling unworthy all the time and -- It was garbage.  It was THE CARRIE DIARIES done all over but this time in a cape and cowl.  And, no, they would never have done that with a male lead.  And, no, it was not at all believable for this adult character who is supposed to have just spent two years in prison.  


But there she was, as weak, insecure and pathetic as Kara and Stargirl.  The superhero as nebbish?  No, it doesn't play well.


Which is why last week felt almost revolutionary as NAOMI debuted on THE CW.  Kaci Walfall plays the title role, Naomi McDuffie, a high schooler who will go on to become the superhero Powerhouse.  Naomi is strong and interesting.  She's not a kewpie doll that you pat on the head, she's a young woman who holds your attention.

 

Give a lot of credit for that to Ava DuVernay and Jill Blankenship who wrote the pilot and Amanda Marsalis who directed it.  And, with Ava and Jill creating the show and executive producing it with Paul Garnes,  we have every right to believe the strengths will only continue, that Naomi will go the route of Buffy Summers and not the meek and pathetic route THE CW female costumed superheroes have taken.

 

NAOMI is one of three strong superhero projects of recent time.

 

Another?  

 

HBO MAX debuted PEACEMAKER this month.  It stars John Cena in the title role.  John's playing a cartoon hero set in the real world.  It makes for many solid moments.  John first  played the character in last year's film THE SUICIDE SQUAD.


John shines in the show and a good deal of the reason for that is his teammate Leota Adebayo.  She's played by Danielle Brooks and they have the kind of strong chemistry that makes for a good buddy film or buddy cop show.  MARVEL rightly earned credit for ETERNALS and for the kiss between Brian Tyree Henry and Haaz Sleiman and for their relationship in the film -- two men in love and raising a child together.  PEACEMAKER and NAOMI are part of the DC universe -- the major comic book rival to MARVEL.  In NAOMI, her father thinks she might be involved with a female student, and it's a nice note (and credit to Barry Watson who handles it perfectly) but despite the comic books advances, one character after another on THE CW has been straight, straight, straight.  When Ruby Rose played BATWOMAN in season one, the character was a lesbian -- one with real desires, the same as any person -- straight or gay -- would have.  Since Jacivia Leslie has taken over as the lead of BATWOMAN, the character is more a lesbian with longings than a woman with an active sexual life.  This is all the more disturbing when you realize that Leslie looks her age (34) and yet comes across like a young gril still struggling to acknowledge, let alone act upon, her sexual urges.

 

In the comic book world, BATWOMAN was lesbian from the moment she was reintroduced in 2009's DETECTIVE COMICS.


Batwoman autographed


Actually, she was outed in 2003  And there have been other DC gay superheroes from time to time, although the main impression DC has always given is that they do gay characters as stunts to get attention and then drop it.  Like when they got so much attention for making GREEN LANTERN familiar with gay characters -- or at least living in a world that they also inhabited -- only to drop it after Judd Winick left the title and they'd garnered a ton of publicity.   Or making Jonathan Kent bisexual in the comic book (he's now Superman) and then, after getting all the press for it, sending Jon's partner off to another planet. 

 

Jon Kent is on THE CW in SUPERMAN AND LOIS.  But the most recent episode had him shirtless in bed with a fully dressed young woman.   In the comics, Tim Drake is bisexual.  On HBO MAX's TITANS, Tim's never been sexually interested in anything but women.  

 

THE CW has an appalling record when it comes to gay superheroes and it's even more appalling because, until NAOMI, every one of the DC programs was produced by the same man -- the same gay man -- Greg Berlanti.  Married with two children, you'd think Greg would want to present gay characters.  Apparently not.  BATWOMAN, STARGIRL, BLACK LIGHTENING, ARROW, THE FLASH, SUPERGIRL, LEGENDS OF TOMORROW, SUPERMAN AND  LOIS and TITANS.  All those programs?  From Greg Berlanti.

 

Besides BATWOMAN, where is the gay superhero in his programs?  Sara Lance on LEGENDS OF TOMORROW (Caity Lotz) is involved with Ava (Jes Macallan) and that's worth noting.  Their rare scenes together add texture to Sara's White Canary superhero.  But it's equally true that Wentworth Miller, who has publicly stated (since he came out) that he wants to play gay characters, was on LEGENDS OF TOMORROW for 24 episodes and he wasn't playing a gay character.  


What's Greg's problem?  Does he think straight audiences will be turned on by two women but grossed out by two men?  What's his problem?  He's an out gay man who employs many gay actors (some who are out) but can't seem to portray a male superhero in love or lust (or both) with another man.  It's like DC COMICS just doing bi-sexual males -- they're superheroes and they may suck a cock but, don't worry, they'll pound some vagina too.  It's as though the whole comic franchise is in the midst of a homosexual panic.

 

Danielle's Leota on PEACEMAKER?  The TV show has made her Amanda Waller's daughter.  Waller is played by Viola Davis in the two SUICIDE SQUAD films and she makes a cameo in PEACEMAKER speaking, over the computer, to her daughter Leota.  Leota  is married to Keeya (Elizabeth Ludlow) and they're planning a family -- if they have a girl, Leota wants to name her Octopussy after Maude Adams' character in the James Bond film.

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They have a sweet and passionate relationship that's important to rounding out the character.  Otherwise, she'd be less of a person and more of a sidekick tagging along behind Peacemaker.


It's a strong cast but, most importantly, it's a strong storyline.  Each episode adds a little more tension.  And the series has some of the best visuals since STARZ's NOW APOCALYPSE.  Yes, it was fun to see John Cena's nude butt sticking out of the back of a hospital gown and to see him battle a villain while wearing just his tighty-whities, but we're talking about camera framing and color scheme.  This is an inventive show. And there aren't a lot of those these days.

 

SINGLE ALL THE WAY?  A great NETFLIX film that we never got to work into a review.  It's hilarious -- as you'd expect any film that features both Jennifer Coolidge and Kathy Najimy to be. SINGLE ALL THE WAY is a funny comedy about Christmas in the spirit of the Barbara Stanwyck classic CHRISTMAS IN CONNECTICUT.  As Christmas looms, Peter (Michael Urie) finds out his new boyfriend is married.  Single again, he's about to go home for Christmas, to his family that wants him to be with someone, they desperately want him to be with someone.  He hopes his roommate and best friend Nick will serve as a buffer for the holiday visit.  But Mom (Kathy) wants to fix him up with her hot gym instructor James (Luke Macfarlane) while Dad (Barry Bostwick) gets, before anyone else, that his son is meant to be with Nick (Philemon Chambers).  It's a great holiday movie and one you should check out, anytime of the year, on NETFLIX.


Another film we wanted to note but weren't able to previously?  PARAMOUNT+'s INFINITE.  This is a superhero film based on . . . a novel.  Not a graphic novel.  We note that because there is this belief that there's a limited number of superheroes up for grabs.  Not true.  There are other comic book publishers besides DC and MARVEL.  And there is also more source material for superhero films and TV shows than just comic books.  INFINITE stars Mark Wahlberg and that may be why it got so many negative reviews.  Mark's a solid actor but critics -- or simpletons that pose as critics -- have been going after him since 2017.  It has nothing to do with his work onscreen and everything to do with their own need to virtue signal since they don't have the brains or analytical abilities to actually critique.


INFINITE's different enough that it was always going to be a slow builder.  That would have been true even if Chris Evans had starred in the film. It's an interesting concept at the heart of the film and it generates conversations and the film's reputation will only grow.  


We highly recommend it and we're glad to note it and two other projects (NAOMI and PEACEMAKER) that put the super back in superhero.


 
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