Monday, January 02, 2017

TV: TBS claims to offer the funny

TBS?  Last week a lot of e-mails came in about our December 19th piece "TV: HULU, 8 or so years on." We reviewed HULU's offerings.

Were we now, like last week's TBS commericals, going to review TBS offerings?

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We hadn't planned to but then we caught the commercial everyone was e-mailing about, the one where TBS insists it's found funny and original programming.

There is nothing original about Samantha Bee's rarely aired program.

TBS forever seems to be announcing a new episode will air in 2 or so weeks.

FULL FRONTAL WITH SAMANTHA BEE feels like a Comedy Central show from a decade ago because that's what it is.  There's nothing new or original about her screeches or her humor or 'humor.'

In other words, FULL FRONTAL is to THE DAILY SHOW what MULANEY was to SEINFELD.

Why TBS bills it as a success is anyone's guess.

It's not due to production -- the show only aired one new show in the month of August.

It's not due to ratings.  Over 2 million watched the show's debut and then . . . 3/4s of the audience checked out.

Even Barack Obama stopping by couldn't raise the audience to a million.

So why does TBS act like the show's a hit?

Because for the forever struggling network, it is a hit.

CONAN never really took off and their other new junk can't crack the top thirty in cable ratings.

The junk especially includes SEARCH PARTY.

SPOILERS follow.

This ten episode series has been renewed for a second season and the only thing more shocking than that is that SEARCH PARTY is billed as a comedy.

Search in vain for actual laughs.

A woman is missing.  Dory spoke to her once in college.  Dory sees the missing status as a personal narrative and reflection because her life is so boring and pathetic.

Early on, she fails to impress in an interview and, exiting, she joins her live-in boyfriend Drew on the street.  Drew tries to cheer her up.

She tells him to shut the f**k up.

She then screams this at him repeatedly while a passerby records it on his phone.

After that 'charming' moment, Dory goes to her ex-boyfriend and barges in because she needs his input.

Are you getting the idea that Dory is a bitch?

You're right.

At a gathering at the home of the parents of the missing young woman, Dory ignores Drew's advice and goes to the mother of the missing young woman to insist she saw her at a Chinese eatery.  This leads to upsetting the family.

Instead of leaving, she darts upstairs to what she thinks is the missing young woman's bedroom to try on a piece of clothing only to be discovered by the missing woman's sister who is disgusted that Dory's in her room and wearing her clothes.

These may actually qualify as Dory's nicer moments.

She's offended by the loudness from another apartment and convinced that the woman there is being beat up.  She tries to get Drew to go over one night.  But she never goes over herself -- not during the day, not at night.

She does end up sleeping with Keith.

No, he's not her ex.

He's a man she's recently met.

Drew will tell her how badly he feels because a woman came into their apartment and flashed her breasts at him while Dory will not reveal that she slept with Keith.

How is this funny?

Is it funny in SHAMPOO when Warren Beatty cheats on Goldie Hawn?

No, it's not.

And it's not funny when Dory sleeps with Keith or, in a later episode, when she kills him.

Or when it turns out her belief that he'd killed the missing young woman wasn't true either (the woman's alive).

Dory's not a funny character.

She's not an admirable character.

She's just a busybody Glady Kravitz type who honestly should have long ago learned to mind her own damn business.

And she's surrounded with other questionable types.

Her gay male friend must have bonded with her over their relationship issues but his main characteristic is that he's a disgusting liar who claims to have survived cancer -- makes this claim over and over -- only Dory's ex exposes him as a liar.  Instead of living with his shame, his lie gets him a book deal.

This could have all been played for funny -- you can see, for example, how a Dawn French could have made it hilarious.

But it's limp and tired.

Which is not to say that all of TBS' originals are embarrassments.

ANGIE TRIBECA, for example, is very funny.  And while WRECKED is not a critic's darling, it outperforms every other TBS original in the ratings (and it is damn funny no matter what a bunch of stick up their asses Water Cooler Types say).

Mainly though, there's such a sameness in TBS' originals.  PEOPLE OF EARTH would come off a lot zanier, for example, if it was a multi-camera set up filmed in front of a live studio audience.  THE DETOUR fancies itself as too smart and cute for words when the reality is that the show coasts on Natalie Zea.

One of the biggest surprises is that although it airs new episodes of AMERICAN DAD, it's failed to even try developing its own animated programming.

So how does it compare to HULU?

HULU's got new episodes of THE MINDY PROJECT (back to flat out funny now that the baby's kept off screen for most episodes) and the hilarious original DIFFICULT PEOPLE as well as the improving CASUAL.  In drama and suspense, it's got 11.22.63 and SHUT EYE as well as CHANCE and THE PATH.

HULU's become a real player and is now only second to NETFLIX.

NETFLIX, of course, has SENSE8, HOUSE OF CARDS, ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK, THE RANCH, DAREDEVIL, JESSICA JONES, LUKE CAGE, GRACE & FRANKIE and STRANGER THINGS -- among others.

To put it all into perspective, HULU nips at NETFLIX's heels while TBS is behind HULU but ahead of the still struggling AMAZON.




Barack Gone Nuts

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What sort of vainglory hangs a photo of himself pointing to his own reflection in the Eisenhower Executive Office at the White House?


While the media obsessed over Donald Trump -- including his jokes -- band and otherwise -- and his asinine comments, they gave a pass to an increasingly disturbed Barack Obama.

The US President seemed to think the job of a sitting president was to attack someone running for the job.



And not just attack but attack in the worst way.

August 2nd, Kevin Liptak (CNN) reported:


President Barack Obama offered one of his sharpest denunciations of Donald Trump to date Tuesday, declaring the Republican nominee entirely unfit to serve as president and lambasting Republicans for sticking by their nominee. 
[. . .]
Russian incursion into Ukraine. "The Republican nominee is unfit to serve as president," Obama said at a White House news conference with the Prime Minister of Singapore.


Grasp that Barack didn't just attack, he did so "on foreign soil."


CNN  referred to it as "a five-minute smackdown."


Barack prattled on about, "The notion that he would attack a Gold Star Family . . ."

Donald Trump never said a word about that family until the husband and wife elected to take the stage at the Democratic Party's national convention and the husband chose to trash him (while the wife stood mute -- like Pat Nixon accompanying Dick to China).

Barack, who chose not to serve in the US military, sure does love to rub one out for the military.

Rule of reality: Don't dish it out if you can't take it.

A golden rule of playgrounds across the world.


"Unfit."

Barack often forgets he's president and wrongly assumes he's princess of the world.

As a princess and a sugar plum fairy, he feels he can pronounce someone "unift" to be president.

Donald Trump was never unfit.

He met every qualification in the Cosntitution.

And he became the choice of GOP voters.

That made him fit.

Barack might not think so but no one really gives a s**t what the increasingly shrill and bitchy Barack thinks.


More recently, the delusional Barack felt the need to share his belief that if he had run in 2016, he would have beat Donald Trump.

Who says that s**t?

Barack needs to see a therapist.

He's beyond delusional now.

And, for the record, he wouldn't have won.

Rejection of Hillary was rejection of a third term of Barack.

And had he tried to run, it would have been pointed out that he was "unfit."

Because he would have been.

The Constitution limits you to two terms as president.

Imagine if Bully Boy Bush had spent his last two months in office talking smack about Barack.

But the dumb staret that is Barack's inner self apparently has never possessed the ability to self-censor.






Ty's Corner

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So an e-mail co

2016 is over.

And all it stood for?

Donald Trump is outrageous on nukes!

But did you object when Barack Obama was beefing up nukes?

And, by the way, here's our February report on Obama's $1 trillion plan to "modernize" the US nuclear force



And here's NYT in April on how Obama's policy to "modernize" US nuclear arsenal - not Trump - risked new arms race








So much seems to suddenly matter . . . to the deeply stupid.

Alyssa Milano self-presents as knowledgeable.

And America doesn't burst out laughing?

Aleppo Alyssa knows all about Syria -- or so she insists.

Reality from the BBC:

       
Presenter : Peter Ford was the UK’s Ambassador to Syria from 2003 to 2006. Peter Ford, do you think it’s time for a re-think?


Ford : Absolutely. It’s way overdue. We have clung for too long to the illusion that the so-called ‘moderate opposition’ would overcome Assad. Surely now, with the Government’s recovery of Aleppo, the veils should fall from our eyes and we should look reality in the face: Assad is not going to be removed by force of arms or at the negotiating table. What Britain should do now is three things: we should stop supporting a failed and divided opposition; we should start to try to help the people of Syria by lifting sanctions; and we should be working with the Russians on an overdue political settlement.




Alyssa Milano, you know so little.


I'd love to say you must have spent all these years working on your craft instead but I've seen your attempts at acting.



Instead, Alyssa depends upon messaging from the Democratic Party to know what to think and feel.

She may think this makes her better than Republicans but, shocker for Alyssa, there are many of us who do are own research and have a life that goes beyond a list of partisan talking points.

Alyssa's too lazy to do the work required so she remains a tool of a corporatist War party that she wrongly thinks demonstrates caring and compassion.


Does she honestly believe the Iraq War ended?

What a sad world she lives in and Tweets from.

Our site's 12 years old.

I didn't think we'd be around this long.

I'm sure we've gotten stuff wrong.

But we never did knee jerk here.

We questioned.

We were skeptical.

We have stood for what counted.

Our lives would have been so much easier had we been Alyssa Milanos.

But they would have also been shallow and meaningless.

Thank you to our readers for walking this journey with us.

On 2016, here's some of the year-in-review pieces from the community:





  • 2016: The Year of WTF
  • Kat's Korner: 2016 in Music
  • Ruth's Radio Report 2016


  • 2016 in Books (Martha & Shirley)











  • Tweet of the week





    Van Jones: "The Clinton days are over"

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    Fake news? Even they can't define it

    MSNBC's Joe Scarborough, NYT's  Sopan Deb and NYT's Maggie Haberman had the same set of facts.

    They argue with one another over what they mean.

    And Joe brings up "fake news."

    For the record, we think Joe Scarborough is correct -- Maggie Haberman did describe him as a "reveler."






  • "Deb reported something that wasn’t true because it fit his own preconceived notions. That is 'fake news'"
  • Yes it is. Facts still matter to some.

  • Facts are stubborn things.
  • Yes. I find that people misrepresenting others and lying is indeed corrosive. I know you agree with me that facts matter.

  • I'm just not spending another year being lied about over objectively verifiable facts.

  • I'm good. I'm not lying about other people or painting their work in a false light so everything's great.

  • Is this what Bill Clinton meant when he said we're in a post-fact world?

  • Note to NYT Editors: this is Day 2 your future employee sends out misleading tweets. Today, its worse bc he knows the facts but continues.
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  • You get caught lying then double down and triple down. You know the truth and yet you just can't stop sending out snide tweets. Wow.

  • Oh, you're back. What's your lie of the day?

  • Uh, no. I'm in street clothes obstructed by "a tall wine glass".

  • Someone showed you a picture. You email and text me when you have questions. You should've done it in this situation and checked your story.

  • Pick. Up. The. Phone. And. Ask. I'm went where the USSS directed me to the foot of the stairs. I'm standing with the PEOTUS going upstairs.

  • Your editor should as well.

  • I do have an issue with one NYT reporter painting me in a false light without calling me, & a future NYT reporter adding another false fact.
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  • Several reporters said you should've called to confirm I was a "reveler" at a party I did not attend, was not invited to & not dressed for.

  • More: Maggie Haberman did not try to contact me before putting me in a story saying I was a "reveler" at Trump's NYE party. I was not.

  • Notice the stairs behind us. We walked up them after being guided to Trump. Hopefully, a video will emerge from the grassy knoll.

  • Great journalistic work on your part. This is critical to America and the world. I'm "behind a wine glass" for 30 seconds. Good God!

  • Yes Michael. As stated yesterday, security took us to Trump, he introduced us to a 10 yr old boy, and we walked upstairs a minute later.

  • . I am confident that if people had been lying about you on facts proven objectively false, you would push back as well.
  • . He lies, doubles down on that lie, won't admit he was wrong...and you compare me to Trump? Now THAT is revealing.
  • . Do you have no shame?
  • . Notably absent from your piece was the fact the tweet was false. He makes up a fact, adds a snide attack, and you blame me?

    1. Btw, my issue is not with your story. It's with the mischaracterization of it by someone else that we were "partying." All good.

    2. The Secret Service guided us to the foot of the stairs, we met him, he introduced us to a 10 year old kid, then we walked upstairs.

    3. 6. And I'm glad I didn't stay. Groundhog Day with the kids was great. And Mariah Carey...Good God. A fitting coda to 2016.

    4. Just FYI.

    5. 4. We pushed our way through the crowd to the meeting. 5. Not only did we not stay all night with the "revelers." We didn't stay 1 minute.

    6. 2. That required walking around and through "revelers". 3. We were stopped for about 30 seconds by well wishers.

    7. Maggie, I've clearly stated that: 1. I walked straight from the metal detectors to the meeting.
















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