[It's funny! Isn't that what Robin Morgan would say if called out for her attack on candidates not from the two party system? So chuckle. Ava and C.I. did not write any part of this. C.I. did agree to look over it at Rebecca and Elaine's request to make sure that they were remembering correctly.]
*Goodbye to bitchy, gap-teethed, overweight women who think they can go to town on another woman just because she happens to be attractive.
*Goodbye to women who claim to be feminists but exist solely to prop up the patriarchy.
*Goodbye to women who service Barack Obama and Joe Biden so thoroughly that no one need wonder the age-old question: "Does she swallow?"
*Goodbye to women who see 'liberation' as grabbing the pom-poms and tights to stage non-stop pep rallies for a sexist man.
*Goodbye to women who sold other women out for Bob Packwood and now do so for Barack Obama.
*Goodbye to women who claims they'll help another woman but somehow always 'forget' those promises.
*Goodbye to women who bored us all with their aggrandizing tales of "I just tasted my first pussy" back in the seventies only to be unable to call out homophobia today. (We're referring to straight women who had a lesbian phase when it was the vogue and now not only won't call out homophobia, refuse to own up to that phase.]
*Goodbye to one woman who made that "first" claim in the seventies even though it wasn't the first judging by the way she was described throughout the sixties and Shelley was never shy telling everyone and anyone just how talented the woman indeed was. (Or that, after, she needed to call Shelley "Mommy" and asked Shelley to comfort her.)
*Goodbye to women who refuse to stand -- possibly because age makes bending over so difficult and it's so much easier to service a man when on your knees.
*Goodbye to the victim mentality which embraces abuse by ignoring it.
*Goodbye to non-feminists put on the payroll who can't even give a televised shout-out. [Ava and C.I. will out that fool next week.]
*Goodbye to desperately attempting to fit in -- to the point where you sell out your own belief system.
*Goodbye to women fronting an organization dependent upon the whims of men.
*Goodbye to women who make claims of the need to support an "African-American" man when they should be supporting an African-American woman and not a bi-racial, sexist male.
*Goodbye to liars.
*Goodbye to a "center" that refuses to employ a much needed fact checker.
*Goodbye to the pathetic women who dream of only speaking frankly when out of the sight of rest of the world. That need to hide goes a long way towards explaining the nature of Womens Media Center.
*Goodbye to women who define as "Democratic Socialists" but always lick the balls of the Democratic Party. (May you choke on hairballs, 'sisters'!)
*Goodbye to women who should be aware that they're in the final acts but ignore that fact and destroy their own legacies by disgracing feminism.
*Goodbye to women who preach sisterhood for all but practice it for none.
*Goodbye to the tired and fermented minds who try to cast a woman emerging today as Phyllis Schafly -- the better to pretend that you're still 'contemporary'?
*Goodbye to women who insist Sarah Palin's not the right kind of woman thereby joining with the other gender traitors who insisted the same about Hillary Clinton before.
*Goodbye to women who sit on the boards of some of the most sexist Panhandle Media outlets and NEVER say a DAMN word.
*Goodbye to women who pimp empowerment when it's time to sell their books and spend the rest of their time trashing any woman whose empowerment they disagree with.
*Goodbye to the most bitchy of all non-feminist poses: "I actually feel sorry for her and let me prove it with my following paragraphs of snark and bitchy lines."
*Goodbye to women who insist "non-partisan" when it's time to get bodies assembled in protest but prove they see "feminism" as boiling down to "Democratic women only" (with a pass for "Democratic Socialists").
*Goodbye to the cheesecake who started as such and ends as such. [No, we're not talking about Gloria and C.I. and Ava would kill us if we didn't make that clear.]
*Goodbye to the crazies who brought us "scandals" that never, in fact, existed. You know who you are.
*Goodbye to the friends of Norman Mailer who called out every man for his sexism but gave Norman a pass because he was a close, personal friend.
*Goodbye to do-as-I-say-and-not-as-I-do feminism.
*Goodbye to liars who rip apart a woman for her performance in a debate but never call out the 'emotional' male she debated.
*Goodbye to liars who try to destroy a woman with disproven lies.
*Goodbye to all the cover-ups.
*Goodbye to would-be-Mose-ettes who would rather continuing wandering in the desert than stake a claim for women right here, right now.