Sunday, August 13, 2006

Humor Spotlight: Wally explains troops can't leave but Bully Boy can run

Wally tackles the Bully Boy on the Run.
 

TROOPS CAN'T LEAVE IRAQ BUT BULLY COY CAN RUN FROM CRAWFORD!

BULLY BOY PRESS - CRAWFORD, TX.

THIS JUST IN!

TROOPS CAN'T LEAVE IRAQ BUT BULLY BOY CAN RUN FROM CRAWFORD!

WHILE MAINTAINING THE U.S. SOLDIERS SHOULD CONTINUE TO BE WALKING TARGETS IN IRAQ WITH NONSENSE THAT TO WITHDRAW U.S. TROOPS WOULD BE "CUTTING AND RUNNING," BULLY BOY DID A LITTLE CUTTING AND RUNNING OF HIS OWN.

PICTURED BELOW IN A PHOTO OF HIS MORNING JOG, BULLY BOY'S SIMPLE JOG TURNED INTO A MAD DASH WHEN HE THOUGHT HE SAW CINDY SHEEHAN IN THE DISTANCE.








EVEN THE BELLY SHIRT HE WORE DIDN'T STOP HIM FROM SWEATING LIKE A PIG WHEN HE THOUGHT CINDY SHEEHAN MIGHT BE AROUND.

SO IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING THAT THE CHICKEN PRINCE WHO MADE OUT LIKE BUNNY-FU-FU SCAMPERING AROUND THE NATION ON 9-11 IS PLANNING ON LEAVING CRAWFORD AUGUST 10.

WHILE BULLY ON THE RUN CAN'T FACE THE WOMAN WHO LOST HER SON IN HIS ILLEGAL WAR, HE EXPECTS U.S. TROOPS TO CONTINUE SERVING AS WALKING TARGETS BECAUSE, AS HE PUT IT, "I CAN'T TALK! I CAN'T TALK! I KNOW THAT SHEEHAN WOMAN IS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE! HELP ME HIDE! HELP ME HIDE!"







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