Convicted Felon Donald Trump -- pictured above in Isaiah's latest THE WORLD TODAY JUST NUTS "Diaper Duty" getting a diaper change from Miss Sassy JD Vance -- lies so often and so much
that it really is difficult to pick out his worst lie. But we do feel
comfortable picking out his wildest lie.
Possibly
concerned about his ever increasing utters that were formerly his
ManBoobs, Donald has begun telling small crowds that Kamala Harris, if
elected president, plans to ban cows.
No.
Much
of Donald Trump’s 2024 pitch is rooted in fantasy. The former
president, for example, wants people to believe the economy is dreadful,
despite reality. He wants voters to believe crime rates are soaring,
despite all evidence to the contrary. He expects Americans to believe
conditions at the U.S./Mexico border are getting worse, even as they get
better. He insists that the White House is failing to respond to
natural disasters, even as other Republicans set the record straight.
But there’s another dimension to this that often goes overlooked: The Republican’s fantastical pitch also includes preposterous claims about Kamala Harris’ agenda for the future.
To be sure, given the unusual circumstances surrounding the vice president and how she became the Democratic nominee, Harris did not initially have much of a policy blueprint. But as the campaign has progressed, she and her team have crafted a credible governing vision and presented it to the electorate.
It does not include a ban on cows.