Tuesday, September 26, 2023

Responding to Conservative Headlines

We're giving you the answers so you don't feel the need to click on garbage. 


THE WASHINGTON EXAMINER offers, "Gavin Newsom showed why the Left fears groups like Moms For Liberty."  Don't click, the answer's obvious -- body odor.  Those Moms smell like a pack of mules trudging through the Grand Canyon in August.  

AMERICA INSIDER features: "Can Democrats be Christians? New Poll Might Shock you" to discover how hateful Republicans truly can be.

THE HILL serves up: "Sarah Palin says Michelle Obama will be Demo nominee in 2024."  Saving you from clicking, Sarah Palin says it.  Sarah Palin.  The woman who couldn't answer what magazines she read, remember?

THE DAILY CALLER offers: "Vote Out The Senators Who Don't Want Fetterman Naked On The Senate Floor."  The answer may surprise you, it's Lindsey Graham and Rand Paul.  The two suffer from teeny wieners -- micro, in fact -- and are so worried that the relaxed dress code in the Senate could lead to their eyes being poked out by John Fetterman. 

THE WALL STREET JOURNAL insists: "GOP Candidates Head to Reagan's Library as Party Drifts From His Ideas."  Drifts from his ideas?  Like Reagan did at the end?  So sad, 2024 and the GOP hopefuls all suffer from advanced Alzheimer's.  


And FOX NEWS pitches: "Sean Hannity: This is my solemn vow to the audience."  Don't click, "It's what you expected, I never wipe after doing number two."