Sunday, April 08, 2012

Walk Like A Man

Donovan Slack (POLITICO) reports that Barack Obama's re-election campaign still hasn't figured out the campaign slogan for 2012. Yes, that is rather sad.

But it's far from his only problem.



barack the starlet


Might we suggest that America's first topless president has other problems to address first?


As Cedric's "Look at the bitchy girl Barack Obama" and Wally's "THIS JUST IN! HE'S A REAL BITCH!" point out, he's really not coming off masculine, manly or even mannish in his latest attempt to be the 21st century's Rex Reed.


He declared of perceived Republican rival Mitt Romney that Romney "said that he's 'very supportive' of this new budget. And he even called it 'marvelous' -- which is a word you don't often hear when it comes to describing a budget. It's a word you don't often hear generally."


Will his latest use of bitchery lead journalists to remember all the time it popped up before? Will Catty Barack be the new Malibu Barbie or, more likely, New Coke?

Barack has many problems including the wars, following the Constitution and the economy. If he wants to add to that by begging people to start referring to him as "a little bitch," we can get on board with that. We're just not sure it's an election winner for him.


massoud meets b



We're 100% sure that someone that sits like Barack (above with KRG President Massoud Barzani) doesn't need to be making an election issue out of someone else's perceived manhood.