Sunday, August 15, 2010

The 2012 Strategy

"You'd make a great president."

"No, I wouldn't," she replied. "You'd stand a better chance than I ever would. Who'd even vote for me?"

Sandwich


"Lots of people!"

"Like who? I'm having an affair with a married man!"

"Exactly! You'd be the working woman who was non-threatening to men. And! And you'd get the single woman vote. And since he hasn't left his wife, you wouldn't be seen as a home breaker --"

"I think you're high," she said. "I really think you're high."