Sunday, June 11, 2006

Humor Spotlight: Wally explaining Nouri al-Maliki

Bully Boy Press breaks another exclusive! Wally always provides the sorely needed laugh.


THIS JUST IN! IRAQ PRIME MINISTER NOURI AL-MALIKI FLIES JETS!
BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

IRAQ PRIME MINISTER NOURI AL-MALIKI FLIES JETS!

THE OCCUPATION PUPPET GOT HIS STRINGS PULLED AS BULLY BOY FARMED OUT MORE DUTIES.

ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT, 2 500-POUND BOMBS WERE DROPPED ON OR NEAR OR A FEW HOPS AND A SKIP FROM A HOUSE BELIEVED TO BE HOUSING THE MYTHIC ZARQAWI.

IT HAS NOW EMERGED THAT ZARQAWI OR "ZARQAWI" DID NOT DIE IMMEDIATELY IN THE BLAST.

BULLY BOY PRESS BREAKS THE EXCLUSIVE SHOCKER. THURSDAY NIGHT TONY BLAIR, POODLE AND BRITISH PRIME MINISTER, AND BULLY BOY PHONED NOURI AL-MALIKI "CONGRATULATING HIM ON AL-ZARQAWI'S DEATH."
AL-MALIKI WAS FLYING THE PLANE THAT DROPPED THE TWO BOMBS.

NEXT UP, BULLY BOY INTENDS TO HAVE HIM RESURFACING THE ROADS IN BASRA.






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