When not reposting messages from Donald Trump's wife, Shailene Woodley can be found insisting her 'break up' from football player Aaron Rogers has really, really hurt her. Considering we believe -- like most sane people -- that Aaron's long standing roommate Kevin Lanflisi was rather straightforward in his Tweets about their break up, we laugh and then we laugh again.
We
find you suspect. We're reminded of all the men Jodie Foster pretended
to date. Wasn't the last one Russell Crowe? From 1999 to 2000, Jodie
pretended she was in a relationship with Russell. She even had her
publicist insist that Jodie was hearing wedding bells. Maybe wedding
bells for Cydney Bernard? She was in the middle of a longterm
affair (from 1993 to 2008) with Cydney when she was pretending to be
with Russell Crowe. In fact, she and Cydney already had their first
child together (1998) when Jodie was lying to the public.
She wasn't with Russell. And when they were not going to make the planned movie (FLORA PLUM) together
after all, Russell cleared the air telling the press that he did not
have a relationship with Jodie because she plays for the other team.
Which led her publicist to argue with the press that playing for the
other team could have meant anything.
Anyone in the know knew Jodie was a lesbian as far back as the early 80s. It's really sad that she lied so much and so often.
But
here's the thing. She finally came out. People were forgiving. They
won't be to you Shailene. If you really did have a relationship with
Aaron Rogers -- beyond a platonic friendship -- color us surprised. If
you were bearding for him, try having a little self-respect next time.
And if you were bearding for one another, grasp that Kristen
Stewart is only a year older than you and being honest about her life
has only made her more interesting. In fact, Shailene, you'd be lucky
to have her career instead of the floundering performances you keep
serving up moving from role to role without ever really defining a
performance.
And,
grasp this, there was nothing poetic or beautiful about Wife of Trump's
INSTAGRAM and the fact that even you grasped that you shouldn't post
page two of it goes to why you shouldn't have posted it to begin with.