THE MADDOW BLOG offered "Asked about shootings, new House
speaker says 'it's not guns'." Mike Johnson feels the dead in Maine
were injured, not by bullets, but by ejaculate. "It happens," Mike
insists. "I once had to wear an eye patch for six weeks."
RAW
STORY headlines "'I love all people'; Mike Johnson says he doesn't
remember many of his homophobic remarks." Mike Johnson has spewed so
much homophobic hate that even he can't remember all of it.
WEALTHY
LIVING headlines "'Gender Madness' Former Transgender Influencer Oli
London Sparks Controversy -- Claims Gender-Affirming Ideology Harmful to
Children." In other words, the British freak who had plastic surgery
to look like South Korean music star Jimin -- repeated plastic
surgeries, actually -- the freak who was a public atheist and then
suddenly Christian, the freak who insisted he was a transgender woman,
the freak who dated a porn actress, the freak whose family hates him
because of his 'racial identity' (the White man claims he's South
Korean), the freak who is a racist (specifically his statements about
the penis size of Asian men -- but there are so many racist remarks he's
made), the freak who's released 19 singles and none of them ever
charted, the freak -- Just leave it there. A freak needs to make money
and he's burned all of his bridges so he's now grifting from the right
wing since all other support dried up.
QUEERITY
provided the headline "An astonishing number of voters in Arkansas
think Sarah Huckabee Sanders" -- and on news aggregators it stops
there. To save you a click, "is a man." "An astonishing number of
voters in Arkansas thin Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a man." And, you know
what, they are right.
INTO
headlines, "Candace Owens blasts two-spirit identities before claiming
'I have many gay fans'" so you don't have to click, many gay fans or at least a lot of people
begging her to have a much needed make over.
THE DAILY MAIL runs with "Ron
DeSantis insists he does NOT wear heels when asked about his boots:
Florida governor says they are 'off the rack' and rejects questions
sparked by viral clip" to which we reply, "Off the rack? What kind of
straight man says his clothes are off the rack?"