Third Estate Sunday Review

The Third Estate Sunday Review focuses on politics and culture. We're an online magazine. We don't play nice and we don't kiss butt. In the words of Tuesday Weld: "I do not ever want to be a huge star. Do you think I want a success? I refused "Bonnie and Clyde" because I was nursing at the time but also because deep down I knew that it was going to be a huge success. The same was true of "Bob and Carol and Fred and Sue" or whatever it was called. It reeked of success."

Monday, October 09, 2023

The Cracked Face

Gather round, kiddies, for the latest in POLITICAL FAIRY TALES.

"Kiss Ass, Kiss Ass, on the wall, who's the most qualfied of them all?"

For years, decades even, US House Rep Barbara Lee had asked that question of her Whore Mirror John Nichols and Johnny 5 Cents had replied, "You are, you are, of course, of course."

Until the day came when Kiss Ass replied, "Laphonza Butler."

"What!" screamed Barbara Lee in horror.

"You're old, your face is cracked, she's alive with energy," Kiss Ass replied.

"No!"

"Bitch," Kiss Ass replied sassing it up, "the only thing you're qualified for at this point is Social Security and Medicare."