If you want to know how to perform a Dirty Sanchez, an Alabama Hot Pocket, etc.
But if you want to know politics, Grandaddy Queerest is the last one to go to.
51 is what -- 103 in White, middle-class gay years?
He's like twice the age of Dear Abby and Ann Landers combined -- if you missed the reference, don't fret, just means you are vastly younger than Dan.
He recently decided he could weigh in on the Green Party.
DAN SAVAGE: Alright, blah blah blah. Sorry I had to stop you. Yeah, let’s talk about the Green Party for just a moment, or third parties, getting a third party movement off the ground here in this country. Because we are sick of the two party system!Here’s how you f**king do that: you run people not just for f**king president every four f**king years.
Is that what you do, Granddaddy Queerest?
You're not a Green, right?
But you're entitled to tell them what to do?
We seem to remember a time when you railed against non-gays trying to instruct the LGBT movement.
He went on to bitch that the Green Party was, "Just this griping, bullshitty, grandstanding, fault-finding, purity-testing, holier than thou-ing, that we are all subjected to every four f**king years by the Green Party candidate."
Thing is, we remember some similar statements being made against those proposing marriage equality. But Dan is the ultimate hypocrite and feels that however he was wronged is how he will wrong everyone else.
Dan then huffs that a vote for Jill will bring about disaster, "And the people who’ll suffer are not going to be the pasty white Green Party supporters — pasty white Jill Stein and her pasty white supporters."
Pasty White?
What is that?
A color for anal bleaching?
And what color does Dan Savage think he is?
He appears to be Anglo White.
Yes, Jill Stein is Anglo White.
The Green Party is not.
There's Kevin Alexander Gray, among other prominent supporters.
Saturday, in Houston, Ava and C.I. saw many people of color at the Green Party national convention.
They didn't see Dan Savage there but why would they?
He doesn't need to do research to offer insults.
Pasty White?
Like Hillary Clinton and Tim Kaine?
That's the Pasty White Democratic ticket.
Like Donald Trump and Mike Pence?
That's the Pasty White Republican ticket.
Like Jill Stein and Ajamu Baraka?
Oops.
Of the three tickets, only one includes a person of color.
We can just see a cold cream faced Dan Savage hollering, "DJ, bring me the axe!"