Did Melanie perform?
No one told us there was going to be a festival.
We only learned after the fact, on the boxes of Twinkees, that summer 2014 was actually The Summer of Twinkee Fun.
We sampled the chocolate flavor, the vanilla, the blue raspberry and the banana cream.
The verdict?
They're too bland.
They need kick to them that makes you want to eat them. The Twinkees lack a kick leaving a bland squishy substance in your mouth.