Don’t invite Barack Obama to your daughter’s wedding. He’ll try to
squeeze himself into the wedding dress and push the bride away from his cameras.
Don’t invite Barack Obama to a funeral. He’ll wiggle himself into
the coffin to give photographers what he thinks they want – more
pictures of him.
Don’t invite Barack Obama to dinner. He’ll strip himself naked, toss
the turkey to the floor, lay himself in its place on the bed of arugula
while clasping his knees and ordering the servants to baste him. A
baked apple in his mouth will be the final sweet incentive for the
photographers to snap away.
Our warning will go unheeded as the mourners of South Africa will be
forced to issue an invitation to Barack Obama to attend the funeral of
Nelson Mandela. Indeed, it has already been announced that Barack Obama
will insert himself into the funeral of Nelson Mandela – to be followed
immediately with another weeks long vacation amongst his many vacations
to Hawaii. It’s not like there’s any work to do.
For Barack Obama work is something others do. He just takes the credit and the photographs.
--- "Barack Obama – The Corpse At The Mandela Funeral," Hillary Is 44.