Jay Leno: Well President Obama spoke at the National Prayer Breakfast yesterday. The President said that his Christian faith is the driving force behind his economic policies. So I guess instead of blaming Bush, it's now all Jesus' fault.
Second best?
Jay Leno: Well the House of Representatives has passed a bill that prohibits people from using welfare money in strip clubs or liquor stores. Now tell you something I agree with that strip clubs and liquor stores should be off limit to people who get government funds -- you know, like Congressmen.
Both jokes were in Friday's monologue.