Barack: Uh, yeah, China. It's me. Uh-huh. Yeah. I do need more money for my wars. Yes, I still have Iraq and Afghanistan and I've added Libya. What? Yes, there's the drone war in Pakistan as well. But each and every one of those wars is needed, trust me. So I'm going to need to borrow a few more billion from you to keep them going. What's that? What the people want? The people are lucky to have enough dimes to rub together these days, who cares what they think?