Doesn't it seem as though Michelle Obama dresses just to ensure that we have something to write about?
Last week, she dressed for the State Dinner. And hilarity. The weird bumps of the back of her hair were mirrored in weird bumps at the front and back of her dress.
Worst of all may have been the color which was neither red nor orange but managed to grab the harness the worst harshness of both. Even worse, it appeared she'd been wearing the dress when her husband had been putting his name to a signing statement and then pen had exploded all over her dress -- thereby explaining the streaks of black running this way and that in no discernible pattern.
All in all, it stands as one of her worst fashion choices and is made even worse by the fact that the Chinese press covered it thereby exposing her inability to dress for s**t to billions and billions of people.