Sunday, April 05, 2009

Don't Steal These Looks!

Michellenotredame



As a general rule, a fashion plate never fidgets. It's not classy. Neither is a photograph of you in the Notre Dame cathedral where you may or may not be digging something out of your ass. Hands need to be in plain sight, Michelle. You're not a linebacker, you just look like one.



michellesoftersideofsears



Always a sure sign of cheaply made pants, even when moving, you get crotch lines. From her posture, you might think clumsy Michelle was wearing six-inch heels; however, she's wearing flats. Whomever's behind attempting to sell Michelle as a lady might consider speaking to her about her posture. A lady never slouches.