"These are Americas problems, and we must come together as Americans" -- as opposed to coming together as British? As Russians? As the French? As Mexicans? As Australians?
Every time he opens his mouth, Princess Tiny Meat sounds like the just crowned Miss America.
The Katrinas are an honored tradition and a copyrighted one. Named after the fabulously foolish reality-TV expert Katrina vanden Heuvel who shows extreme bravery, if not intelligence, each time she attempts to grapple any issue far beyond her reach (e.g. anything that not airing on broadcast TV during prime time hours).