Bully Boy: Yeah, yeah, I need to call someone but I forgot the number.
Voice: Name?
Bully Boy: Mommy.
In the hilarity that ensued, Bully Boy could remember neither "Mommy"'s first or last name and got very ticked when directory assistance suggested that he not operate a phone while intoxicated. Attempting to throw his weight around, he quickly found there is one thing less powerful than a lame duck: A cooked goose.