YOU WILL NEED
A lot lies
A lot of repetition
A helpful media
1) Stir the pot of confusion by noting a September progress report is due and will be completed, but the illegal war's escalation can't really be judged until November. Repeat often.
Sprinkle with attacks on those Congress members who call for even a limited withdrawal and those who ask to see the Pentagon's contingency plan.
Dispatch US Ambassador to Iraq Ryan Crocker to preach "the fear" repeatedly.
Send Bully Boy out to the soft, local media where most reporters won't fact check his statements but instead just report, "Bully Boy said today . . ."
Heat to a boiling because, hey, you're not planning on moving to Iraq.
2) Increase heat. You can never cause "too much damage" to an occupied country. As the occupier, you and you alone will decide what is "too much damage." Nearly a million dead Iraqis? So what? Over 3600 US troops killed? So what? Over 163 British troops killed? So what? Look, you are The Decider. This is your country, everyone else in the US only awaits your orders. Bully up to the bar, Bully Boy.
Remove troops only if the House brings charges of impeachment.
Helpful Tips
*For milder public opposition, consider withdrawing a few troops and making a great show of it. Some will feel you're finally listening to the American people.
To maintain the death count in such a case, increase the air war. Bombs are like salt, sprinkle them throughout freely.
Also try our "Illegal War Helper."