Separated At The Turnip Truck -- after they both fell off -- Kookie Cokie Roberts and Tiny Timmy Russert attempt to turn greetings cards into "books." Their titles say it all: "We Are Our Mothers Daughters" (Thank goodness, we're afraid Kookie was birthed by a wombat) and "Wisdoms of Our Fathers" (Tiny Timmy's still worried about 'measuring up' we feel for Orth, we really feel for her).
Having convinced their tiny audiences that they possessed wisdom, they now churn out "books" which prove that a philosopher might be born every moment (sucker's twin?) but, just as surely, intelligence drops every second.