This week on MyTV's Fascist House, things are getting dicey for the Bully Boy. He tries a song and dance in his underwear (surrounded by tuxedo clad young men a la Judy Garland) to take the attention off the Mark Foley Congressional scandal. Musical guest star Etta James looks around and decides to sing "What's Going On?" from her latest CD All The Way. Tony Snow-Job tries to spin the press, as does Denny Hastert who seems in danger of being swallowed by the (press) shark. But never fear! Karl Rove has a plan. Leaked photos will demonstrate to the American public that Bully Boy was as much a victim as any page! My TV's Fascist House airing seven days a week, fifty-two weeks a year, no repeats!