Wally tackles Bully Boy's plans for Cuba.
THIS JUST IN! STILL BULLY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!
BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
THIS JUST IN!
STILL BULLY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!
THE HIDEOUS AND VILE LEADER OF CUBA HAS A PLAN TO DESTABILIZE THE UNITED STATES.
WOOPS!
IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND!
BULLY BOY AND HIS MIDWIFE CALEB CHARLES MCCARRY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THEN BUTT IN TO CUBA'S BUSINESS AND TO DO IT WITH YOUR TAX DOLLARS!
CALEB, WHO LOOKS LIKE HE BUYS HIS SUITS OFF THE RACK AT SEARS, HAS A POINTED HEAD, A BEARD IN NEED OF GROOMING AND AN APPARENTLY CONSTANT BLUSH TO HIS FACE THAT IS NATURAL BUT MAKES IT APPEAR HE'S BEEN SNEAKING SIPS OF MD 20/20 SINCE ABOUT 9:10 A.M. -- RIGHT AFTER HE DRANK UP THE LAST OF THE KENTUCKY DELUXE.
MEANWHILE CONDI RICE, FRESH FROM HER LAST MUSIC GIG, WILL TRY TO PLAY OPRAH AND OFFER CALMING WORDS TO . . . CUBANS WHO ARE WORRIED ABOUT THE STATE OF THEIR COUNTRY . . . FOR OBVIOUS REASONS!
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